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· Season 3 · Round 12

The Vertical — Individual Descent

Chute Tower · The Vertical · 635 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Long John finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
— Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:16.183 — 6 +5 4 19.3
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:37.923 +21.74 2 0 10 12.4
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:40.933 +24.75 1 -2 9 12.6
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:42.695 +26.51 5 +1 12 11.6
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:44.472 +28.29 4 -1 16 12.0
— Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:46.817 +30.63 7 +1 9 19.3
— Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:50.116 +33.93 3 -4 13 12.9
— Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:08.327 +52.14 8 0 7 20.8
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.983
Custard is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 10-8-4-10-4.
9.111
That is a big one for Second Sock.
13.017
It is chaos out there.
21.172
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 9-7-7-6-7.
25.183
That is Custard gone.
31.117
And Radiator takes flight. Recent finishes: 16-5-8-5-8.
36.678
Here comes Long John.
39.678
Slapper takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Slapper 1.939 Slapper 1.939
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Slapper 4.239 Custard 2.289
Sweeping Curve Metal Slapper 5.461 Slapper 1.222
Smooth Descent Metal Slapper 6.689 Slapper 1.228
The Drops Metal Long John 17.022 Chunk 7.500
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Long John 20.039 Thick Rick 2.856
Narrow Pipe Hard Long John 22.050 Chunk 1.611
The Drops Metal Long John 23.800 Long John 1.750
Rotating Drum Slick Long John 26.917 Butter Bean 2.450
Laundry Chute Metal Long John 32.894 Butter Bean 3.089
The Washboard Metal Long John 36.606 Butter Bean 3.316
Slick Floor Smooth Long John 39.678 Butter Bean 2.589
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 0/1 8
2 NOO The Noodles 2 1/1 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 3 1/1 6
4 BEA The Beans 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 6 0/1 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 7 0/1 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
61 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-14-8-8-7.
38.86
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
55 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-4-5-6-8.
24.52
22
Butter Bean The Beans
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-13-6-11-5.
19.35
4
Radiator Basement Heat
57 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-12-6-8-7.
34.91
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
51 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-2-2-2-6.
3.41
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
59 starts, 18 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-4-5-2-1.
3.92
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
55 starts, 24 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-3-1-15-1.
2.63
21
Custard The Soft Boys
55 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 6-5-4-11-5.
15.51

Course preview

41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.

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