Twenty businesses
Our sponsors
These are the businesses whose names are on the hoardings, on the shirts, and on the adverts between the programmes. None of them exists. There are currently 39 commercials in rotation.
Sad Sack Auto Insurance
insurance
Accidents happen. To you. A lot.
Regional Tarpaulin
industrial supply
Big enough to cover the moon. We measured.
Uncle Denny's Discount Gravel
aggregates
Gravel. It is basically rocks.
Marge's Second-Hand Buckets
used goods
Oh, bucket, we need another!
The Sock Exchange
retail / commodities
The market never sleeps barefoot.
Municipal Damp Solutions
public information
Damp is already inside.
Big Terry Fasteners
hardware
Nothing has ever come loose. Ask anyone.
Hollowman's Filled Products
food
There is something in it.
The Regional Pond Authority
government
The ponds are being managed.
Crag & Son Structural Adhesive
chemicals
It will not come apart. That is the whole thing.
Wet Lad
energy drink
GET WET, LAD.
Norm's Teeth
dental (disputed)
If we can't fix 'em we'll give them back to you.
The Bin Doctor
domestic services
Your bin can be saved.
Tuesday Carpets
flooring
The sale must end Tuesday.
Unlimited Ladders
access equipment
There is no limit. We have checked.
Grandma's Cement
building materials
Set like she used to.
VoleCo
diversified holdings
VoleCo. Behind more than you think.
Last Resort Legal
personal injury
Were you thrown? You may be entitled.
The Smooth Brothers
driveways
Smooth. Both of us.
Helen of Doors
doors
The face that launched a thousand doors.
Endless Stationery Inc
office supply
Page four thousand and six.
Gordon's Weather
forecasting (private)
Their weather is free. Mine is right.
Fenwick Terminal Services
funeral
Funerals, and four other things.
Mike's Is Fine
restaurant
It's fine.
A note
Every business on this page is invented, and so is every claim made on its behalf. Any resemblance to a real company, product, telephone number or person is accidental. The small print is the funniest part and is not legally operative.