· Season 1 · Round 21
The Vertical — Individual Descent
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Sweaty Gerald finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:17.488 | — | 6 | +5 | 7 | 13.9 |
| 2 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 2:23.028 | +5.54 | 7 | +5 | 10 | 18.9 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 2:34.501 | +17.01 | 8 | +5 | 6 | 20.4 |
| 4 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:35.233 | +17.75 | 2 | -2 | 7 | 13.1 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:44.877 | +27.39 | 4 | -1 | 10 | 13.2 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:46.039 | +28.55 | 5 | -1 | 10 | 13.2 |
| 7 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:49.288 | +31.80 | 1 | -6 | 9 | 11.5 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:15.550 | +58.06 | 3 | -5 | 11 | 11.7 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.806
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
8.889
It is chaos out there.
15.811
Sweaty Gerald is airborne. Recent finishes: 11-7-5-8-1.
21.144
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 12-4-6-5-8.
26.661
Oh dear.
28.428
Sweaty Gerald is going to win this. Recent finishes: 11-7-5-8-1.
30.172
Pilot Light takes a knock. Averaging 11.6 contacts an event coming in.
33.572
Slapper wins it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Sweaty Gerald | 1.950 | Slapper 1.944 |
| Smooth Descent | Soft fabric | Sweaty Gerald | 4.178 | Sweaty Gerald 2.228 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Sweaty Gerald | 5.461 | Sweaty Gerald 1.283 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Sweaty Gerald | 6.728 | Sweaty Gerald 1.267 |
| The Drops | Metal | Sweaty Gerald | 7.156 | Sweaty Gerald 0.428 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Sweaty Gerald | 14.678 | Second Sock 2.928 |
| Narrow Pipe | Hard | Sweaty Gerald | 16.661 | Old Gristle 1.555 |
| The Drops | Metal | Sweaty Gerald | 19.944 | Slapper 1.312 |
| Rotating Drum | Slick | Sweaty Gerald | 23.233 | Old Gristle 1.900 |
| Laundry Chute | Metal | Sweaty Gerald | 26.439 | Old Gristle 2.466 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Sweaty Gerald | 29.672 | Sweaty Gerald 3.233 |
| Slick Floor | Smooth | Sweaty Gerald | 31.428 | Yolk 1.134 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Beans | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · HOME
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-8-7-5-6.
10.74
Course preview
41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.
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