· Season 13 · Round 21
The Vertical — Individual Descent
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 6:22.466 | — | 2 | +1 | 11 | 16.9 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:17.984 | +55.52 | 6 | +4 | 35 | 21.5 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 7:54.756 | +92.29 | 7 | +4 | 48 | 13.2 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:27.461 | +125.00 | 4 | 0 | 57 | 13.0 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:33.822 | +131.36 | 1 | -4 | 47 | 14.1 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:52.244 | +149.78 | 3 | -3 | 41 | 13.3 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:16.294 | +173.83 | 5 | -2 | 23 | 13.6 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:53.049 | +210.58 | 8 | 0 | 8 | 21.1 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.233
And it's Old Gristle in front now.
11.389
Old Gristle is airborne.
15.461
Up goes Honey Mustard. Recent finishes: 7-7-15-2-3.
18.922
Right into it goes The Coaster.
22.633
That is going to sting in the morning. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-4-1.
26.372
It is chaos out there.
29.822
Up goes Second Sock. Recent finishes: 13-6-5-5-6.
40.033
Pilot Light is making ground.
43.967
Heavy contact for Custard. Averaging 20.7 contacts an event coming in.
47.978
Up goes Old Gristle.
51.572
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 16-8-7-14-11.
55.417
It is chaos out there.
59.661
Long John gets air.
1:03.933
Pilot Light is airborne.
1:10.733
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:16.994
No idea what happened there.
1:20.522
Pilot Light gets air.
1:25.572
And it all goes wrong.
1:29.333
Up goes Second Sock.
1:33.328
And Pilot Light takes flight.
1:40.317
Long John is airborne.
1:45.011
Custard is going to win this.
1:45.489
It is chaos out there.
1:48.889
The Coaster wins it.
1:52.683
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1.956 | Honey Mustard 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 5.056 | The Coaster 2.806 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Old Gristle | 7.494 | Old Gristle 2.316 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Old Gristle | 10.606 | The Coaster 2.989 |
| The Drops | Metal | Honey Mustard | 12.533 | Honey Mustard 1.833 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Honey Mustard | 14.456 | Honey Mustard 1.923 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Honey Mustard | 15.767 | Honey Mustard 1.311 |
| The Drops | Metal | Honey Mustard | 17.061 | Old Gristle 1.227 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Honey Mustard | 19.383 | Old Gristle 1.156 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 21.467 | Old Gristle 1.717 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Old Gristle | 23.133 | The Coaster 1.583 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Old Gristle | 24.411 | Old Gristle 1.278 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Old Gristle | 25.933 | Old Gristle 1.522 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 39.383 | Custard 2.811 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Old Gristle | 41.728 | Long John 1.395 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 45.750 | Long John 1.611 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 47.417 | Long John 1.428 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Old Gristle | 49.500 | Custard 1.994 |
| The Gap | Hard | Old Gristle | 51.783 | Old Gristle 2.283 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 53.461 | Old Gristle 1.678 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 56.006 | Custard 2.494 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Old Gristle | 58.622 | Old Gristle 2.616 |
| Big Air | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:02.100 | Old Gristle 3.478 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:07.189 | Pilot Light 2.428 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 1:10.333 | Pilot Light 2.127 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:11.622 | Old Gristle 1.289 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:12.906 | Old Gristle 1.284 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:15.844 | Custard 1.283 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 1:18.944 | Custard 1.589 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Custard | 1:22.911 | Old Gristle 1.917 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Custard | 1:25.733 | Pilot Light 2.606 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Custard | 1:28.867 | Custard 3.134 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Custard | 1:31.089 | Custard 2.222 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Custard | 1:33.978 | Custard 2.889 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Custard | 1:36.828 | Long John 2.222 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Custard | 1:39.211 | Custard 2.383 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Custard | 1:40.333 | Custard 1.122 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Custard | 1:42.528 | Custard 2.195 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Custard | 1:45.422 | Custard 2.894 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Custard | 1:46.744 | Custard 1.322 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Custard | 1:48.011 | Custard 1.267 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · HOME
342 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-7-7-5-6.
32.60
Course preview
41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.
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