· Season 13 · Round 24
The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Honey Mustard finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 6:17.150 | — | 6 | +5 | 36 | 11.8 |
| 2 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 6:41.173 | +24.02 | 1 | -1 | 41 | 12.4 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 6:50.572 | +33.42 | 3 | 0 | 42 | 12.0 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 7:38.166 | +81.02 | 4 | 0 | 34 | 13.3 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:36.399 | +139.25 | 7 | +2 | 43 | 12.2 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:36.917 | +139.77 | 5 | -1 | 53 | 10.6 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:42.143 | +144.99 | 2 | -5 | 38 | 11.8 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:43.277 | +146.13 | 8 | 0 | 41 | 13.5 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
5.267
The Coaster hits the front. Career record: 177 wins from 347, average finish 3.1.
10.600
Big air for The Coaster.
14.067
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight. Recent finishes: 7-7-16-8-7.
17.711
Custard gets air.
24.033
That is the sport, right there.
30.444
Oh dear.
33.889
Old Gristle is completely off the deck.
38.750
Up goes Second Sock. Recent finishes: 5-3-13-6-5.
43.667
And The Coaster takes flight. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-3-1.
47.189
That is the sport, right there.
50.672
Sweaty Gerald is airborne.
54.339
And Crooked Pete takes flight. Recent finishes: 6-5-11-6-10.
59.556
Up goes The Coaster.
1:03.333
Extraordinary scenes.
1:07.189
Absolute carnage.
1:10.833
And it all goes wrong.
1:14.367
Custard gets hit hard.
1:17.872
It is chaos out there.
1:21.417
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:25.161
That is not going to help.
1:36.033
And it all goes wrong.
1:38.428
Old Gristle is going to win this.
1:41.428
It is The Coaster!
1:44.917
Heavy contact for Honey Mustard.
1:57.817
Right into it goes Crooked Pete.
2:03.250
That is a big one for Radiator.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Sweaty Gerald | 1.961 | Sweaty Gerald 1.961 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Coaster | 5.111 | The Coaster 2.861 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 7.278 | The Coaster 2.167 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Coaster | 10.172 | The Coaster 2.894 |
| The Drops | Carpet | The Coaster | 11.933 | The Coaster 1.761 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Coaster | 15.111 | Honey Mustard 1.628 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 17.617 | Honey Mustard 1.577 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Sweaty Gerald | 20.917 | Honey Mustard 2.311 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Sweaty Gerald | 27.128 | Custard 5.784 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Sweaty Gerald | 30.889 | Honey Mustard 3.117 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 33.094 | The Coaster 1.962 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 34.889 | The Coaster 1.672 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 37.006 | The Coaster 2.000 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 38.411 | The Coaster 1.316 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 40.506 | Old Gristle 2.095 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Old Gristle | 42.089 | The Coaster 1.372 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 44.572 | The Coaster 2.116 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 46.700 | The Coaster 1.884 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 48.578 | The Coaster 1.722 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 51.156 | The Coaster 2.444 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Old Gristle | 57.367 | The Coaster 5.884 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:00.567 | Honey Mustard 3.188 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 1:02.506 | The Coaster 1.889 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:04.389 | The Coaster 1.728 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:06.117 | Custard 1.433 |
| The Gap | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:07.967 | Custard 1.678 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:09.406 | Custard 1.255 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:11.806 | Custard 1.795 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:14.161 | Old Gristle 2.355 |
| Big Air | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:17.194 | Old Gristle 3.033 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:19.189 | Old Gristle 1.995 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:21.267 | Old Gristle 2.078 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 1:22.683 | Old Gristle 1.416 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:25.183 | Old Gristle 2.500 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:26.694 | Old Gristle 1.511 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:29.078 | Old Gristle 2.384 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:32.272 | Honey Mustard 2.678 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:34.972 | Old Gristle 2.700 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:39.022 | Custard 1.284 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:41.428 | Custard 1.266 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · HOME
360 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-10-8-7-9.
64.48
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
352 starts, 75 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-4-2-3-4.
2.59
Course preview
40 sections · 569 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Four stairwells, deep carpet throughout, and a landing that has decided more championships than any other structure in the sport. The steps are not evenly spaced — the eleventh is nine millimetres shallower than the rest, which is nine millimetres more than anybody needs.
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