50% OFF — CLEARANCE · We are usually in
Sad Sack Auto Insurance
Accidents happen. To you. A lot.
We have to insure you. It was in the settlement.
- ✓ Same team, mostly
- ✓ No job too medium
- ✓ Satisfaction not unlikely
Our range
Everything in the SAD SACK AUTO catalogueAHO-95
A hold music loop
Been here a while.
ACL-24
A claims form the length of a road
Popular with the regulars.
$118
Back Thursday
THE-12
The courtesy vehicle
Ships when it ships.
AFI-12
A filing cabinet in a field
A customer favourite.
$30.00
Back Thursday
THE-24
The number you must call
You will not find this cheaper. You will not find this.
AMA-20
A man called Phillip
Moves quick, this one.
$47.49
Ask at the counter
THE-79
The deductible
Built to last. We think.
ARE-92
A rental car with one door
You will not find this cheaper. You will not find this.
THE-56
The assessor
Been here a while.
FREE*
One left
ACH-68
A check that has bounced
A customer favourite.
$44.95
One left
THE-21
The waiting room
Popular with the regulars.
$15.95
Selling fast
ALA-50
A laminated apology
Now with fewer issues.
$113
One left
Prices held since we last changed them. FREE* items are not free.
What people say
Verified*★★★★★
“Exactly as described, which surprised everyone.”
★★★★★
“Five stars. It was there when I needed it.”
★★★★★
“Five stars. It was there when I needed it.”
Find us
Suite 29, SAD SACK AUTO House
Kingsport Industrial Park
Tel: 1-800-555-4001
Hours: We are usually in