· Season 3 · Round 17
The Service Core — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Sweaty Gerald finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. Basement Heat took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:17.917 | — | 3 | +2 | 10 | 15.4 |
| 2 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 2:39.922 | +22.01 | 12 | +10 | 15 | 10.5 |
| 3 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 2:41.272 | +23.36 | 14 | +11 | 14 | 13.5 |
| 4 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:44.633 | +26.72 | 16 | +12 | 12 | 12.0 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:47.172 | +29.26 | 13 | +8 | 14 | 11.0 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 2:49.061 | +31.14 | 9 | +3 | 4 | 15.5 |
| 7 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 2:51.005 | +33.09 | 15 | +8 | 9 | 11.6 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:51.094 | +33.18 | 1 | -7 | 8 | 14.2 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:07.049 | +49.13 | 4 | -5 | 9 | 10.3 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:13.406 | +55.49 | 11 | +1 | 6 | 11.4 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 3:20.317 | +62.40 | 10 | -1 | 12 | 11.5 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:32.150 | +74.23 | 6 | -6 | 2 | 22.9 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:43.528 | +85.61 | 7 | -6 | 7 | 21.0 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 4:21.689 | +123.77 | 8 | -6 | 5 | 12.8 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 4:24.067 | +126.15 | 5 | -10 | 4 | 13.7 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 4:29.023 | +131.11 | 2 | -14 | 15 | 12.4 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
5.733
The lead changes hands. The Lieutenant.
9.489
Big air for Slapper.
12.983
Long John is airborne. Recent finishes: 8-5-7-2-9.
17.756
The Lieutenant has ground to a halt.
23.822
Thick Rick has stopped dead. That is 23 non-finishes in 63 career starts.
27.794
Big air for Stubbs.
29.650
Old Gristle has it.
31.250
They are going to the line together. Recent finishes: 1-10-2-15-2.
34.650
It is Old Gristle!
38.833
Second Sock gets hit hard.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Crooked Pete | 1.594 | Crooked Pete 1.594 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Crooked Pete | 4.650 | The Lieutenant 2.377 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Lieutenant | 5.894 | The Lieutenant 1.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 7.717 | Slapper 1.795 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 9.978 | Stubbs 1.155 |
| Peg Field | Metal | Old Gristle | 11.072 | Old Gristle 1.094 |
| The Pinball Table | Metal | Old Gristle | 12.083 | Stubbs 0.595 |
| Collision Funnel | Metal | Old Gristle | 19.444 | Old Gristle 7.361 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Old Gristle | 21.467 | Old Gristle 2.023 |
| Barrier Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 24.350 | Stubbs 1.461 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Old Gristle | 27.261 | Slapper 1.961 |
| Bounce Pads | Metal | Old Gristle | 28.967 | Slapper 1.284 |
| Laundry Chute | Metal | Old Gristle | 31.361 | Slapper 1.950 |
| Narrow Pipe | Carpet | Old Gristle | 32.650 | Stubbs 0.906 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Basement Heat | 8 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 10 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Beans | 11 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 16 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 20 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · HOME
57 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-8-8-4-5.
29.47
Course preview
49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.
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