The Wet Socks
· Noodle · #9
The Heel
“Rear Admiral”
Weighted at one end. Enters everything backwards and finishes surprisingly often.
Wobbleton Games
Starts
467
Wins
0
Podiums
1
Average finish
24.40
Best finish
2
Finish rate
100%
0 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 467 | 0 | 1 | 24.4 | 2 | 0 |
| Relays | 467 | 0 | 1 | 24.4 | 2 | 0 |
| Championship rounds | 9 | 0 | 0 | 22.8 | 14 | 0 |
| Away from home | 467 | 0 | 1 | 24.4 | 2 | 0 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 467 | 0 | 1 | 24.4 | 2 | 0 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 0 | 0 | 22.4 | 11 | 0 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Timber | 301 | 10.283 | 6.400 | +0.03 |
| Smooth Descent | Matting | 300 | 10.097 | 6.400 | +0.19 |
| Smooth Descent | Baize | 159 | 9.484 | 6.400 | +0.09 |
| Smooth Descent | Plate | 154 | 9.964 | 6.400 | +0.22 |
| Smooth Descent | Concrete | 125 | 10.298 | 6.400 | +0.19 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | 120 | 10.727 | 6.400 | +0.22 |
| Smooth Descent | Laminate | 29 | 8.966 | 6.400 | +0.03 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Lectern — Relay | The Lectern | Team Stack | 32 | 31 | 1.333 | 41m ago |
| The Bollard — Relay | The Bollard | Team Stack | 32 | 22 | 1.850 | 2h ago |
| The Bollard (Qualifier) | The Bollard | Team Stack | 16 | 14 | 1.733 | 3h ago |
| The Pouffe — Relay | The Pouffe | Team Stack | 32 | 32 | 2.133 | 4h ago |
| The Trestle — Relay | The Trestle | Team Stack | 32 | 14 | 24.200 | 5h ago |
| The Ironing Board — Relay | The Ironing Board | Team Stack | 32 | 28 | 2.375 | 7h ago |
| The Wheelie Bin Lid — Relay | The Wheelie Bin Lid | Team Stack | 32 | 21 | 1.425 | 8h ago |
| The Trestle (Qualifier) | The Trestle | Team Stack | 16 | 11 | 11.400 | 8h ago |
| The Stool — Relay | The Stool | Team Stack | 32 | 23 | 5.150 | 10h ago |
| The Coffee Table — Relay | The Coffee Table | Team Stack | 32 | 28 | 5.442 | 11h ago |
| The Lectern — Relay | The Lectern | Team Stack | 32 | 25 | 2.342 | 13h ago |
| The Bollard — Relay | The Bollard | Team Stack | 32 | 21 | 1.533 | 14h ago |
| The Pouffe — Relay | The Pouffe | Team Stack | 32 | 13 | 1.175 | 16h ago |
| The Trestle — Relay | The Trestle | Team Stack | 32 | 29 | 11.967 | 17h ago |
| The Ironing Board — Relay | The Ironing Board | Team Stack | 32 | 23 | 5.808 | 19h ago |
| The Wheelie Bin Lid — Relay | The Wheelie Bin Lid | Team Stack | 32 | 31 | 1.425 | 20h ago |
| The Stool — Relay | The Stool | Team Stack | 32 | 29 | 1.517 | 22h ago |
| The Coffee Table — Relay | The Coffee Table | Team Stack | 32 | 25 | 2.617 | 1d ago |
| The Lectern — Relay | The Lectern | Team Stack | 32 | 19 | 1.283 | 1d ago |
| The Bollard — Relay | The Bollard | Team Stack | 32 | 32 | 2.617 | 1d ago |