Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 3 · Round 21

The Vertical — Individual Descent

Chute Tower · The Vertical · 635 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Wet Socks. Floppy Joe finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:33.000 3 +2 6 12.6
2 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:41.200 +8.20 7 +5 6 13.1
3 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:49.238 +16.24 6 +3 12 13.1
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:50.744 +17.74 4 0 10 12.7
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:52.166 +19.17 2 -3 9 13.7
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:54.823 +21.82 1 -5 10 11.5
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:19.067 +46.07 8 +1 9 19.6
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:22.695 +49.70 5 -3 13 13.3
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 10.3 contacts an event coming in.
5.150
Absolute carnage.
8.556
Up goes Pilot Light. Recent finishes: 15-6-5-4-6.
16.033
Pilot Light is coming through.
21.017
Up goes Floppy Joe. Recent finishes: 8-8-7-7-7.
25.778
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 15-6-5-4-6.
29.806
The Kidney is airborne. Recent finishes: 8-7-9-3-8.
30.683
Puck Yeah has it.
33.228
That is a big one for Second Sock.
36.628
Second Sock wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Floppy Joe 1.989 Floppy Joe 1.989
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Floppy Joe 4.456 Second Sock 2.322
Sweeping Curve Metal Floppy Joe 5.856 Honey Mustard 1.389
Smooth Descent Metal Floppy Joe 7.244 Floppy Joe 1.388
The Drops Metal Floppy Joe 17.022 Puck Yeah 7.795
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Floppy Joe 19.972 Puck Yeah 2.677
Narrow Pipe Hard Floppy Joe 21.789 Honey Mustard 1.633
The Drops Metal Floppy Joe 23.678 Puck Yeah 1.400
Rotating Drum Slick Floppy Joe 26.300 Puck Yeah 1.883
Laundry Chute Metal Floppy Joe 29.278 Puck Yeah 2.361
The Washboard Metal Puck Yeah 32.311 Puck Yeah 3.000
Slick Floor Smooth Puck Yeah 33.683 Puck Yeah 1.372
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 1 1/1 8
2 NOO The Noodles 2 1/1 7
3 BEA The Beans 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 0/1 5
5 PCK The Pucks 5 0/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 1/1 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 7 0/1 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
54 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-7-7-4-6.
21.84
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
60 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-3-11-6-8.
24.07
6
The Kidney The Beans
63 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-13-5-6-5.
24.92
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
58 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-8-5-7-8.
21.01
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
59 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-1-3-2-3.
4.75
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
61 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-15-2-1-3.
6.37
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
62 starts, 34 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 1-2-1-1-1.
1.99
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
62 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-4-4-3-15.
10.48

Course preview

41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.

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