The Noodles
· Noodle · #12
Floppy Joe
“Al Dente”
Bends in ways the rulebook did not anticipate. Adored by the neutral supporter.
Wobbleton Games
Starts
465
Wins
0
Podiums
0
Average finish
24.36
Best finish
7
Finish rate
100%
0 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 465 | 0 | 0 | 24.4 | 7 | 0 |
| Relays | 465 | 0 | 0 | 24.4 | 7 | 0 |
| Championship rounds | 9 | 0 | 0 | 26.4 | 14 | 0 |
| Away from home | 465 | 0 | 0 | 24.4 | 7 | 0 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 465 | 0 | 0 | 24.4 | 7 | 0 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 0 | 0 | 23.6 | 11 | 0 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Matting | 299 | 10.131 | 6.400 | +0.18 |
| Smooth Descent | Timber | 294 | 10.483 | 6.400 | +0.02 |
| Smooth Descent | Plate | 156 | 9.751 | 6.400 | +0.13 |
| Smooth Descent | Baize | 144 | 10.472 | 6.400 | +0.06 |
| Smooth Descent | Concrete | 128 | 10.056 | 6.400 | +0.10 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | 127 | 10.135 | 6.400 | +0.16 |
| Smooth Descent | Laminate | 25 | 10.400 | 6.400 | +0.04 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Lectern — Relay | The Lectern | Team Stack | 32 | 24 | 6.967 | 41m ago |
| The Bollard — Relay | The Bollard | Team Stack | 32 | 30 | 3.608 | 2h ago |
| The Bollard (Qualifier) | The Bollard | Team Stack | 16 | 11 | 1.475 | 3h ago |
| The Pouffe — Relay | The Pouffe | Team Stack | 32 | 28 | 1.400 | 4h ago |
| The Trestle — Relay | The Trestle | Team Stack | 32 | 30 | 22.525 | 5h ago |
| The Ironing Board — Relay | The Ironing Board | Team Stack | 32 | 16 | 5.367 | 7h ago |
| The Wheelie Bin Lid — Relay | The Wheelie Bin Lid | Team Stack | 32 | 29 | 0.958 | 8h ago |
| The Trestle (Qualifier) | The Trestle | Team Stack | 16 | 16 | 5.000 | 8h ago |
| The Stool — Relay | The Stool | Team Stack | 32 | 30 | 1.550 | 10h ago |
| The Coffee Table — Relay | The Coffee Table | Team Stack | 32 | 22 | 2.025 | 11h ago |
| The Lectern — Relay | The Lectern | Team Stack | 32 | 17 | 2.800 | 13h ago |
| The Bollard — Relay | The Bollard | Team Stack | 32 | 25 | 1.433 | 14h ago |
| The Pouffe — Relay | The Pouffe | Team Stack | 32 | 31 | 1.150 | 16h ago |
| The Trestle — Relay | The Trestle | Team Stack | 32 | 27 | 3.767 | 17h ago |
| The Ironing Board — Relay | The Ironing Board | Team Stack | 32 | 28 | 4.817 | 19h ago |
| The Wheelie Bin Lid — Relay | The Wheelie Bin Lid | Team Stack | 32 | 16 | 1.092 | 20h ago |
| The Stool — Relay | The Stool | Team Stack | 32 | 26 | 1.658 | 22h ago |
| The Coffee Table — Relay | The Coffee Table | Team Stack | 32 | 21 | 1.750 | 1d ago |
| The Lectern — Relay | The Lectern | Team Stack | 32 | 22 | 1.592 | 1d ago |
| The Bollard — Relay | The Bollard | Team Stack | 32 | 21 | 2.342 | 1d ago |