Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 4 · Round 11

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:33.166 7 +6 6 10.2
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:44.922 +11.76 10 +8 10 9.9
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:53.000 +19.83 14 +11 11 10.0
4 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:53.905 +20.74 16 +12 7 8.3
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:54.072 +20.91 11 +6 8 18.1
6 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:55.160 +21.99 12 +6 9 8.9
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:55.243 +22.08 15 +8 8 9.8
8 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:57.244 +24.08 5 -3 10 9.6
9 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:00.445 +27.28 2 -7 10 10.0
10 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:01.610 +28.44 4 -6 16 9.3
11 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:03.923 +30.76 3 -8 10 9.0
12 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:04.116 +30.95 6 -6 9 8.4
13 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:04.639 +31.47 8 -5 13 8.8
14 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:07.389 +34.22 9 -5 12 8.3
15 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:08.338 +35.17 1 -14 11 9.2
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:14.699 +41.53 13 -3 8 18.4
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 10.4 contacts an event coming in.
4.711
Absolute carnage. Averaging 9.7 contacts an event coming in.
8.867
The lead changes hands. Old Gristle. Career record: 23 wins from 88, average finish 3.9.
13.294
Big air for Old Gristle.
16.828
You do not see that every day.
20.261
Big air for Gravy. Recent finishes: 1-5-1-16-1.
24.033
Big move from Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-4.
28.094
That is not going to help.
32.033
That is the sport, right there.
35.717
Here comes Wide Load.
36.500
Well, that was always going to happen.
39.900
Puck Yeah takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Long John 1.594 The Unit 1.561
Smooth Descent Carpet The Unit 4.494 Stubbs 2.445
Sweeping Curve Metal Old Gristle 12.917 Puck Yeah 7.928
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 15.233 Puck Yeah 2.261
The Drops Carpet Old Gristle 16.789 Puck Yeah 1.334
The Spiral Soft fabric Old Gristle 18.433 Puck Yeah 1.388
Laundry Chute Carpet Old Gristle 20.361 Old Gristle 1.928
Rotating Drum Smooth Yolk 26.194 Old Gristle 2.211
Narrow Pipe Carpet Wide Load 28.839 Gravy 2.311
The Drops Smooth Wide Load 30.756 Wide Load 1.917
Stairwell Smooth Wide Load 32.767 Wide Load 2.011
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 35.389 Wide Load 2.622
Tight Curve Smooth Wide Load 38.717 Puck Yeah 0.927
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 0/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 14 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 16 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 17 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 25 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · HOME
85 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-7-5-6-8.
24.18
7
Long John The Noodles · HOME
88 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 15-7-6-8-16.
63.04
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
82 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-8-6-3-3.
44.55
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
81 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 12-6-3-7-10.
32.72
5
Refried Ron The Beans
82 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-4-5-4-4.
26.47
6
The Kidney The Beans
84 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-7-4-9-5.
87.45
1
The Unit Basement Heat
82 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-5-7-9-6.
23.63
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
79 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-2-7-6-4.
15.35
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
80 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 16-14-3-15-2.
45.67
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
79 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-3-2-5-6.
9.20
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · HOME
75 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 16-1-1-2-2.
8.67
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · HOME
82 starts, 21 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 7-2-1-1-2.
8.91
4
Wide Load The Pucks
79 starts, 30 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-2-2-16-8.
7.33
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
86 starts, 44 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 4-1-2-8-1.
3.49
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · HOME
85 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 2-13-8-4-3.
18.65
2
Squish The Soft Boys · HOME
82 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 7-3-5-4-8.
26.01

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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