· Season 4 · Round 11
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:33.166 | — | 7 | +6 | 6 | 10.2 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:44.922 | +11.76 | 10 | +8 | 10 | 9.9 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:53.000 | +19.83 | 14 | +11 | 11 | 10.0 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:53.905 | +20.74 | 16 | +12 | 7 | 8.3 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:54.072 | +20.91 | 11 | +6 | 8 | 18.1 |
| 6 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:55.160 | +21.99 | 12 | +6 | 9 | 8.9 |
| 7 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 2:55.243 | +22.08 | 15 | +8 | 8 | 9.8 |
| 8 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 2:57.244 | +24.08 | 5 | -3 | 10 | 9.6 |
| 9 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:00.445 | +27.28 | 2 | -7 | 10 | 10.0 |
| 10 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:01.610 | +28.44 | 4 | -6 | 16 | 9.3 |
| 11 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:03.923 | +30.76 | 3 | -8 | 10 | 9.0 |
| 12 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:04.116 | +30.95 | 6 | -6 | 9 | 8.4 |
| 13 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:04.639 | +31.47 | 8 | -5 | 13 | 8.8 |
| 14 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 3:07.389 | +34.22 | 9 | -5 | 12 | 8.3 |
| 15 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:08.338 | +35.17 | 1 | -14 | 11 | 9.2 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:14.699 | +41.53 | 13 | -3 | 8 | 18.4 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 10.4 contacts an event coming in.
4.711
Absolute carnage. Averaging 9.7 contacts an event coming in.
8.867
The lead changes hands. Old Gristle. Career record: 23 wins from 88, average finish 3.9.
13.294
Big air for Old Gristle.
16.828
You do not see that every day.
20.261
Big air for Gravy. Recent finishes: 1-5-1-16-1.
24.033
Big move from Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-4.
28.094
That is not going to help.
32.033
That is the sport, right there.
35.717
Here comes Wide Load.
36.500
Well, that was always going to happen.
39.900
Puck Yeah takes it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Long John | 1.594 | The Unit 1.561 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Unit | 4.494 | Stubbs 2.445 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Old Gristle | 12.917 | Puck Yeah 7.928 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 15.233 | Puck Yeah 2.261 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Old Gristle | 16.789 | Puck Yeah 1.334 |
| The Spiral | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 18.433 | Puck Yeah 1.388 |
| Laundry Chute | Carpet | Old Gristle | 20.361 | Old Gristle 1.928 |
| Rotating Drum | Smooth | Yolk | 26.194 | Old Gristle 2.211 |
| Narrow Pipe | Carpet | Wide Load | 28.839 | Gravy 2.311 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Wide Load | 30.756 | Wide Load 1.917 |
| Stairwell | Smooth | Wide Load | 32.767 | Wide Load 2.011 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 35.389 | Wide Load 2.622 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 38.717 | Puck Yeah 0.927 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 8 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 14 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 16 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 17 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 25 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 25 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 28 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · HOME
85 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-7-5-6-8.
24.18
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
82 starts, 21 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 7-2-1-1-2.
8.91
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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