The Wet Socks
· Noodle · #4
Damp Kevin
“Tactical Moisture”
Never fully dries. Team management insist this is a competitive choice.
Wobbleton Games
Starts
468
Wins
1
Podiums
1
Average finish
24.25
Best finish
1
Finish rate
100%
0 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 468 | 1 | 1 | 24.3 | 1 | 0 |
| Relays | 468 | 1 | 1 | 24.3 | 1 | 0 |
| Championship rounds | 9 | 0 | 0 | 22.4 | 13 | 0 |
| Away from home | 468 | 1 | 1 | 24.3 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 467 | 1 | 1 | 24.3 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields under 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8.0 | 8 | 0 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 0 | 0 | 23.8 | 15 | 0 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Timber | 319 | 9.517 | 6.400 | +0.03 |
| Smooth Descent | Matting | 279 | 11.094 | 6.400 | +0.19 |
| Smooth Descent | Plate | 152 | 10.095 | 6.400 | +0.25 |
| Smooth Descent | Baize | 142 | 10.713 | 6.400 | +0.03 |
| Smooth Descent | Concrete | 124 | 10.274 | 6.400 | +0.15 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | 122 | 10.443 | 6.400 | +0.24 |
| Smooth Descent | Laminate | 24 | 11.383 | 6.400 | +0.08 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Lectern — Relay | The Lectern | Team Stack | 32 | 30 | 2.825 | 41m ago |
| The Bollard — Relay | The Bollard | Team Stack | 32 | 23 | 2.008 | 2h ago |
| The Pouffe — Relay | The Pouffe | Team Stack | 32 | 31 | 1.433 | 4h ago |
| The Trestle — Relay | The Trestle | Team Stack | 32 | 15 | 13.558 | 5h ago |
| The Pouffe (Qualifier) | The Pouffe | Team Stack | 16 | 16 | 1.750 | 6h ago |
| The Ironing Board — Relay | The Ironing Board | Team Stack | 32 | 25 | 1.600 | 7h ago |
| The Wheelie Bin Lid — Relay | The Wheelie Bin Lid | Team Stack | 32 | 24 | 1.808 | 8h ago |
| The Stool — Relay | The Stool | Team Stack | 32 | 22 | 1.658 | 10h ago |
| The Coffee Table — Relay | The Coffee Table | Team Stack | 32 | 25 | 1.167 | 11h ago |
| The Lectern — Relay | The Lectern | Team Stack | 32 | 27 | 1.125 | 13h ago |
| The Bollard — Relay | The Bollard | Team Stack | 32 | 22 | 1.250 | 14h ago |
| The Pouffe — Relay | The Pouffe | Team Stack | 32 | 15 | 0.933 | 16h ago |
| The Trestle — Relay | The Trestle | Team Stack | 32 | 30 | 7.200 | 17h ago |
| The Ironing Board — Relay | The Ironing Board | Team Stack | 32 | 24 | 6.225 | 19h ago |
| The Wheelie Bin Lid — Relay | The Wheelie Bin Lid | Team Stack | 32 | 29 | 0.983 | 20h ago |
| The Stool — Relay | The Stool | Team Stack | 32 | 30 | 6.642 | 22h ago |
| The Coffee Table — Relay | The Coffee Table | Team Stack | 32 | 28 | 1.750 | 1d ago |
| The Lectern — Relay | The Lectern | Team Stack | 32 | 18 | 1.942 | 1d ago |
| The Wheelie Bin Lid (Qualifier) | The Wheelie Bin Lid | Team Stack | 16 | 16 | 1.533 | 1d ago |
| The Bollard — Relay | The Bollard | Team Stack | 32 | 31 | 1.583 | 1d ago |