Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 4 · Round 29

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Slapper finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:43.545 3 +2 12 12.0
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:45.545 +2.00 1 -1 10 18.0
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:49.933 +6.39 10 +7 9 9.8
4 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:51.578 +8.03 9 +5 9 9.0
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:55.611 +12.07 11 +6 12 8.4
6 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:55.695 +12.15 5 -1 10 9.4
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:58.444 +14.90 12 +5 13 8.5
8 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:02.900 +19.36 16 +8 12 8.9
9 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:04.684 +21.14 2 -7 10 8.5
10 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:06.849 +23.30 6 -4 13 8.7
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:07.394 +23.85 15 +4 10 9.1
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:07.977 +24.43 8 -4 10 8.3
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:09.717 +26.17 14 +1 11 9.0
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:12.945 +29.40 13 -1 14 9.7
15 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:15.133 +31.59 7 -8 14 9.8
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:31.794 +48.25 4 -12 2 18.5
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
4.067
Radiator goes to the front. Career record: 1 wins from 100, average finish 7.2.
8.033
Big move from Chunk.
14.100
And Chunk takes flight. Recent finishes: 2-15-2-1-3.
17.506
Big air for The Unit. Recent finishes: 8-8-4-14-8.
20.950
Up goes Chunk.
24.828
Right into it goes Old Gristle.
32.033
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 7-11-3-1-5.
34.706
Chunk has it. Recent finishes: 2-15-2-1-3.
36.283
You do not see that every day.
39.683
Chunk takes it.
43.539
That is a big one for Long John.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet The Kidney 1.567 The Kidney 1.567
Smooth Descent Carpet The Kidney 4.578 Chunk 2.311
Sweeping Curve Metal Radiator 4.683 Radiator 0.616
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 16.000 Chunk 2.278
The Drops Carpet Chunk 17.411 Wide Load 1.378
The Spiral Soft fabric Chunk 18.917 Chunk 1.506
Laundry Chute Carpet Chunk 20.628 Chunk 1.711
Rotating Drum Smooth Chunk 22.383 Chunk 1.755
Narrow Pipe Carpet Chunk 24.350 Chunk 1.967
The Drops Smooth Chunk 26.583 The Unit 2.072
Stairwell Smooth Chunk 30.761 Tender Greg 2.222
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 34.417 Thick Rick 2.789
Tight Curve Smooth Chunk 37.706 Thick Rick 0.978
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 7 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 15 1/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 15 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 15 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 18 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 19 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 19 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · HOME
96 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-7-4-8-12.
40.56
7
Long John The Noodles · HOME
99 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-7-3-7-5.
31.54
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
90 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-15-6-5-5.
52.63
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
92 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-8-5-9-7.
51.44
6
The Kidney The Beans
96 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-6-14-5-7.
80.29
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
90 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 9-5-6-5-6.
40.01
1
The Unit Basement Heat
97 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 14-8-2-8-8.
50.27
4
Radiator Basement Heat
94 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-4-8-12-6.
55.75
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
91 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 2-9-2-15-4.
37.13
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
91 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-2-2-4-3.
6.32
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · HOME
96 starts, 24 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-3-1-2-4.
7.55
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · HOME
96 starts, 30 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-1-2-1-13.
4.14
8
Slapper The Pucks
95 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-14-4-1-1.
6.80
4
Wide Load The Pucks
87 starts, 33 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-4-1-2-2.
5.83
21
Custard The Soft Boys · HOME
92 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.0. Last five: 1-4-4-3-3.
14.66
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · HOME
87 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 4-16-3-13-3.
41.30

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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