· Season 4 · Round 29
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win
Chunk took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Slapper finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:43.545 | — | 3 | +2 | 12 | 12.0 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:45.545 | +2.00 | 1 | -1 | 10 | 18.0 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:49.933 | +6.39 | 10 | +7 | 9 | 9.8 |
| 4 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:51.578 | +8.03 | 9 | +5 | 9 | 9.0 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:55.611 | +12.07 | 11 | +6 | 12 | 8.4 |
| 6 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:55.695 | +12.15 | 5 | -1 | 10 | 9.4 |
| 7 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:58.444 | +14.90 | 12 | +5 | 13 | 8.5 |
| 8 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 3:02.900 | +19.36 | 16 | +8 | 12 | 8.9 |
| 9 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:04.684 | +21.14 | 2 | -7 | 10 | 8.5 |
| 10 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:06.849 | +23.30 | 6 | -4 | 13 | 8.7 |
| 11 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:07.394 | +23.85 | 15 | +4 | 10 | 9.1 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 3:07.977 | +24.43 | 8 | -4 | 10 | 8.3 |
| 13 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:09.717 | +26.17 | 14 | +1 | 11 | 9.0 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 3:12.945 | +29.40 | 13 | -1 | 14 | 9.7 |
| 15 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:15.133 | +31.59 | 7 | -8 | 14 | 9.8 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:31.794 | +48.25 | 4 | -12 | 2 | 18.5 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
4.067
Radiator goes to the front. Career record: 1 wins from 100, average finish 7.2.
8.033
Big move from Chunk.
14.100
And Chunk takes flight. Recent finishes: 2-15-2-1-3.
17.506
Big air for The Unit. Recent finishes: 8-8-4-14-8.
20.950
Up goes Chunk.
24.828
Right into it goes Old Gristle.
32.033
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 7-11-3-1-5.
34.706
Chunk has it. Recent finishes: 2-15-2-1-3.
36.283
You do not see that every day.
39.683
Chunk takes it.
43.539
That is a big one for Long John.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | The Kidney | 1.567 | The Kidney 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Kidney | 4.578 | Chunk 2.311 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Radiator | 4.683 | Radiator 0.616 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Chunk | 16.000 | Chunk 2.278 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Chunk | 17.411 | Wide Load 1.378 |
| The Spiral | Soft fabric | Chunk | 18.917 | Chunk 1.506 |
| Laundry Chute | Carpet | Chunk | 20.628 | Chunk 1.711 |
| Rotating Drum | Smooth | Chunk | 22.383 | Chunk 1.755 |
| Narrow Pipe | Carpet | Chunk | 24.350 | Chunk 1.967 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Chunk | 26.583 | The Unit 2.072 |
| Stairwell | Smooth | Chunk | 30.761 | Tender Greg 2.222 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Chunk | 34.417 | Thick Rick 2.789 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Chunk | 37.706 | Thick Rick 0.978 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 15 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 18 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 19 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 19 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 28 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · HOME
96 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-7-4-8-12.
40.56
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
96 starts, 24 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-3-1-2-4.
7.55
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
87 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 4-16-3-13-3.
41.30
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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