The Wet Socks
· Noodle · #11
Tube Sock
“Calibration”
Uniform in every dimension. Officials measure it when they want to check the measuring.
Wobbleton Games
Starts
468
Wins
0
Podiums
1
Average finish
24.15
Best finish
3
Finish rate
100%
0 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 468 | 0 | 1 | 24.2 | 3 | 0 |
| Relays | 468 | 0 | 1 | 24.2 | 3 | 0 |
| Championship rounds | 9 | 0 | 0 | 23.3 | 16 | 0 |
| Away from home | 468 | 0 | 1 | 24.2 | 3 | 0 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 464 | 0 | 1 | 24.3 | 3 | 0 |
| Fields under 12 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 8.0 | 8 | 0 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 0 | 0 | 21.7 | 12 | 0 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Matting | 313 | 9.700 | 6.400 | +0.17 |
| Smooth Descent | Timber | 291 | 10.614 | 6.400 | +0.03 |
| Smooth Descent | Plate | 155 | 9.814 | 6.400 | +0.19 |
| Smooth Descent | Baize | 141 | 10.743 | 6.400 | +0.07 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | 134 | 9.412 | 6.400 | +0.20 |
| Smooth Descent | Concrete | 119 | 10.874 | 6.400 | +0.15 |
| Smooth Descent | Laminate | 23 | 11.304 | 6.400 | +0.09 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Bollard — Relay | The Bollard | Team Stack | 32 | 21 | 1.817 | 1h ago |
| The Bollard (Qualifier) | The Bollard | Team Stack | 16 | 13 | 1.408 | 2h ago |
| The Pouffe — Relay | The Pouffe | Team Stack | 32 | 29 | 1.233 | 3h ago |
| The Trestle — Relay | The Trestle | Team Stack | 32 | 16 | 7.175 | 4h ago |
| The Ironing Board — Relay | The Ironing Board | Team Stack | 32 | 27 | 2.625 | 6h ago |
| The Wheelie Bin Lid — Relay | The Wheelie Bin Lid | Team Stack | 32 | 23 | 0.967 | 7h ago |
| The Trestle (Qualifier) | The Trestle | Team Stack | 16 | 12 | 1.150 | 7h ago |
| The Stool — Relay | The Stool | Team Stack | 32 | 24 | 6.558 | 9h ago |
| The Coffee Table — Relay | The Coffee Table | Team Stack | 32 | 26 | 1.483 | 10h ago |
| The Lectern — Relay | The Lectern | Team Stack | 32 | 26 | 0.967 | 12h ago |
| The Bollard — Relay | The Bollard | Team Stack | 32 | 23 | 1.400 | 13h ago |
| The Pouffe — Relay | The Pouffe | Team Stack | 32 | 14 | 1.875 | 15h ago |
| The Trestle — Relay | The Trestle | Team Stack | 32 | 31 | 23.633 | 16h ago |
| The Ironing Board — Relay | The Ironing Board | Team Stack | 32 | 22 | 0.975 | 18h ago |
| The Wheelie Bin Lid — Relay | The Wheelie Bin Lid | Team Stack | 32 | 30 | 1.667 | 19h ago |
| The Stool — Relay | The Stool | Team Stack | 32 | 32 | 5.000 | 21h ago |
| The Coffee Table — Relay | The Coffee Table | Team Stack | 32 | 26 | 1.525 | 23h ago |
| The Ironing Board | The Ironing Board | Team Stack | 8 | 8 | 1.767 | 1d ago |
| The Lectern — Relay | The Lectern | Team Stack | 32 | 17 | 2.142 | 1d ago |
| The Bollard — Relay | The Bollard | Team Stack | 32 | 30 | 1.442 | 1d ago |