· Season 4 · Round 33
The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent
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Slapper wins at Nan's Landing
Slapper took The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Thick Rick finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 1:43.884 | — | 3 | +2 | 11 | 10.3 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 1:50.500 | +6.62 | 7 | +5 | 10 | 9.5 |
| 3 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 1:53.939 | +10.06 | 1 | -2 | 15 | 10.2 |
| 4 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 1:54.594 | +10.71 | 8 | +4 | 11 | 9.8 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 2:04.050 | +20.17 | 5 | 0 | 14 | 9.6 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:09.100 | +25.22 | 6 | 0 | 13 | 8.9 |
| 7 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:10.694 | +26.81 | 2 | -5 | 7 | 10.6 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 2:12.433 | +28.55 | 4 | -4 | 13 | 9.5 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 10.5 contacts an event coming in.
3.511
And Crooked Pete takes flight. Recent finishes: 7-3-7-6-6.
7.372
That is a big one for Thick Rick.
11.072
And Slapper takes flight. Recent finishes: 13-1-2-1-1.
14.978
They will not want to see that again.
19.217
Squish is airborne. Recent finishes: 4-2-3-4-3.
21.561
Thick Rick is going to win this.
23.033
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
26.433
Slapper wins it. Career record: 44 wins from 101, average finish 3.4.
31.083
That is a big one for Crooked Pete.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Thick Rick | 1.956 | The Lieutenant 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 4.394 | Slapper 2.255 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Thick Rick | 6.389 | Slapper 1.939 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Thick Rick | 8.883 | Thick Rick 2.494 |
| The Drops | Hard | Thick Rick | 11.450 | Thick Rick 2.567 |
| Stairwell | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 13.139 | Thick Rick 1.689 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Thick Rick | 15.633 | Thick Rick 2.494 |
| Tight Curve | Hard | Thick Rick | 17.778 | Slapper 2.044 |
| The Hairpin | Carpet | Thick Rick | 20.067 | Slapper 2.272 |
| Stairwell | Carpet | Thick Rick | 21.250 | Slapper 1.112 |
| Fabric Run | Carpet | Thick Rick | 23.567 | Thick Rick 2.317 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Thick Rick | 24.561 | Thick Rick 0.994 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · HOME
98 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-7-7-7-4.
22.60
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
96 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-1-8-5-3.
4.81
Course preview
40 sections · 569 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Four stairwells, deep carpet throughout, and a landing that has decided more championships than any other structure in the sport. The steps are not evenly spaced — the eleventh is nine millimetres shallower than the rest, which is nine millimetres more than anybody needs.
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