Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 4 · Round 8

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Unit survives to win

The Unit took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the Basement Heat. Yolk finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:30.677 9 +8 13 12.9
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:34.617 +3.94 8 +6 7 14.2
3 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:40.417 +9.74 10 +7 10 12.0
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:41.156 +10.48 1 -3 14 12.2
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:46.644 +15.97 7 +2 13 11.9
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:50.233 +19.56 5 -1 7 16.4
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:56.289 +25.61 16 +9 3 22.3
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:12.273 +41.60 2 -6 14 12.8
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:15.983 +45.31 15 +6 8 10.9
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:21.750 +51.07 6 -4 9 11.4
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:35.400 +64.72 4 -7 6 11.2
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:43.100 +72.42 11 -1 13 13.5
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:43.450 +72.77 3 -10 2 25.8
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:51.611 +80.93 13 -1 8 12.7
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 4:18.955 +108.28 12 -3 3 22.1
Thick Rick DNF NUG The Nuggets 4:55.750 +145.07 14 -2 6 12.2
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 10.4 contacts an event coming in.
5.789
That is a big one for Thick Rick.
9.528
And it all goes wrong.
13.117
Wide Load is off the course. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-2-2.
16.739
The Kidney is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 6-8-9-7-11.
22.483
Extraordinary scenes.
25.339
Here comes Slapper.
26.239
The Unit is airborne. Recent finishes: 3-14-5-6-5.
29.639
It is The Unit!
35.661
Second Sock is completely off the deck.
39.317
Long John is airborne.
44.967
Long John finds trouble. Averaging 9.4 contacts an event coming in.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Crooked Pete 1.594 Thick Rick 1.583
Smooth Descent Metal Thick Rick 4.433 Slapper 2.317
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 5.828 Chunk 1.217
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Chunk 7.550 Chunk 1.722
The Drops Metal Chunk 8.844 Yolk 1.184
Peg Field Metal Chunk 10.194 Slapper 1.166
The Pinball Table Metal Chunk 10.639 Chunk 0.445
Collision Funnel Metal Slapper 17.761 Slapper 6.244
Smooth Descent Metal Slapper 19.594 Slapper 1.833
Barrier Run Soft fabric Slapper 21.383 The Unit 1.594
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 23.950 Yolk 2.077
Bounce Pads Metal Slapper 25.461 Yolk 1.462
Laundry Chute Metal Slapper 27.472 Slapper 2.011
Narrow Pipe Carpet Slapper 28.339 Slapper 0.867
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 13 0/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 13 0/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 14 0/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 15 0/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 18 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 28 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
87 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-8-16-6.
29.60
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
85 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-7-5-6-8.
20.79
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
81 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-6-3-3-7.
32.08
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
83 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 9-6-6-4-3.
28.36
5
Refried Ron The Beans
81 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-5-4-4-7.
19.59
6
The Kidney The Beans
82 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-9-5-7-4.
37.99
1
The Unit Basement Heat
81 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-7-9-6-2.
21.39
4
Radiator Basement Heat
85 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-5-1-7-6.
34.67
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
80 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-3-3-6-2.
5.98
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
79 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 14-3-15-2-4.
24.40
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
80 starts, 21 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-1-2-5-1.
5.50
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
87 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 15-2-1-7-1.
8.53
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
78 starts, 29 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-2-16-8-1.
11.38
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
82 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-2-12-8-3.
6.57
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 8-4-14-3-8.
37.24
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
83 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 8-4-3-4-6.
15.52

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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