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Derby · Season 3 · Round 12

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Unit finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:16.700 — 4 +3 23 10.5
2 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:20.100 +3.40 7 +5 25 10.6
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -2 22 10.7
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -2 13 10.5
— Stubbs WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +5 31 11.2
— Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +6 25 11.3
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 5 -2 18 10.9
— The Lieutenant RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +3 29 11.2
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -3 11 10.3
— Second Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -7 7 10.1
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -3 12 10.2
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +1 21 10.9
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +1 16 10.6
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +1 10 11.0
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -6 8 10.2
— Yolk RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 6 10.8
2.567
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 4-3-4-3-3.
7.208
Stubbs leaves something behind.
11.492
Tender Greg is losing bits.
17.092
Stubbs is airborne! Recent finishes: 10-4-5-9-3.
21.550
The Coaster leaves something behind.
27.358
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 11-3-6-6-4.
31.800
A new leader — Radiator.
37.000
Absolute carnage.
41.283
They will not want to see that again.
46.008
There goes a piece of The Lieutenant.
49.625
Wrecked, and out of the race.
54.750
There is nothing protecting Radiator now. Recent finishes: 12-6-5-14-3.
58.967
That has come off.
1:04.367
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:09.158
Radiator is out, and Damp Kevin did it. Recent finishes: 12-6-5-14-3.
1:11.433
That is Stubbs taking The Coaster with them.
1:15.783
Gravy is losing bits.
1:20.050
Long John is coming through.
1:25.975
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:32.292
And it all goes wrong.
1:38.258
They will not want to see that again.
1:43.000
Crooked Pete takes the lead.
1:49.675
Look at the state of it.
1:55.325
Up it goes.
1:59.858
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:04.567
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:10.050
It is unravelling for The Lieutenant.
2:15.783
That is Stubbs taking Gravy with them.
2:22.850
Lil Nugget has stalled.
2:24.350
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:29.417
They felt that in the back row.
2:33.075
And that is Stubbs finished.
2:39.750
A new leader — Damp Kevin.
2:52.308
Long John is losing bits.
3:06.575
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:11.525
Long John has stalled.
3:13.700
Damp Kevin has it.
3:16.700
Damp Kevin takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 27.658 Stubbs 27.658
Smooth Descent Clay Radiator 54.900 Radiator 26.483
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:22.708 Refried Ron 27.108
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 1:51.117 The Lieutenant 25.934
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 2:18.758 Crooked Pete 27.641
Smooth Descent Clay The Unit 2:48.842 The Unit 27.742
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:16.700 Damp Kevin 27.725
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 7 0/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 11 1/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 13 1/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 14 0/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 16 0/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 20 0/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 25 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.2. Last five: 5-2-5-8-11.
5.87
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
53 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 15-6-13-12-12.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
47 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 4-7-6-2-1.
3.47
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
54 starts, 7 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-4-1-2-5.
2.14
22
Butter Bean The Beans
55 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-8-10-2-13.
64.65
5
Refried Ron The Beans
41 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 15-12-13-16-13.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
42 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-3-9-10-7.
19.88
4
Radiator Basement Heat
55 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 8-11-15-15-15.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
54 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-10-3-16-2.
100.49
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
48 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 14-2-16-13-9.
163.79
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
45 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-14-4-8-1.
9.02
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
52 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-9-16-4-6.
91.97
3
The Coaster The Pucks
54 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-13-3-11-10.
211.20
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
48 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 9-16-7-13-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
51 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 10-14-15-16-15.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
49 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.9. Last five: 16-14-7-16-14.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
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Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
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Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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