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Derby · Season 3 · Round 28

The Dogbone — Team Pack Race

Dogbone Junction · The Dogbone · 143 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Long John survives to win

Long John took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Custard finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:08.550 — 1 0 5 9.6
2 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:08.650 +0.10 15 +13 21 10.1
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:10.967 +2.42 4 +1 10 9.5
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:11.692 +3.14 3 -1 9 9.6
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:13.008 +4.46 2 -3 9 9.7
6 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:18.525 +9.98 14 +8 32 9.7
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:19.033 +10.48 13 +6 30 10.2
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:23.800 +15.25 6 -2 22 9.6
9 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:26.675 +18.13 11 +2 35 10.0
10 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:28.792 +20.24 10 0 43 10.5
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:29.142 +20.59 8 -3 21 8.9
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:29.275 +20.73 5 -7 14 9.4
13 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:29.900 +21.35 9 -4 44 10.0
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -7 13 9.8
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +1 20 10.2
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -4 15 10.3
5.050
Absolute carnage.
10.050
Old Gristle is coming through.
15.183
Extraordinary scenes.
20.050
Slapper is on the move. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-1.
25.333
Radiator is losing bits.
30.050
Chunk is on the move. Recent finishes: 1-2-15-2-1.
36.892
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 7-6-6-7-7.
44.333
Custard is losing bits.
49.133
There goes a piece of Squish.
57.492
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-1.
1:02.083
And it all goes wrong.
1:07.033
There goes a piece of Squish.
1:14.658
Crooked Pete is losing bits. Recent finishes: 7-6-6-7-7.
1:19.692
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:24.950
That has come off.
1:30.050
Look at Sweaty Gerald go.
1:37.342
That has come off.
1:43.267
Stripped to the shell.
1:44.767
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:49.208
That is a long way off the ground.
1:55.500
Oh, that is a big one.
2:00.050
Slapper is going backwards.
2:04.358
You do not see that every day.
2:09.083
They will not want to see that again.
2:15.608
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
2:21.708
That has come off.
2:25.967
Thick Rick is airborne!
2:27.467
Squish is out, and Crooked Pete did it.
2:37.208
Stubbs leaves something behind.
2:44.733
Last lap.
2:54.975
Up it goes.
2:56.475
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:02.267
The Kidney leaves something behind.
3:05.550
Long John has it.
3:07.050
Nothing in it!
3:08.550
Long John wins the derby.
3:17.367
That is a long way off the ground.
3:23.492
They felt that in the back row.
3:28.158
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 22.000 Custard 22.000
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 44.308 Custard 22.308
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:08.375 Long John 22.575
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:33.958 Slapper 22.791
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 1:57.675 Stubbs 22.267
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 2:20.942 Second Sock 23.075
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 2:44.733 Custard 23.484
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 3:08.550 Custard 21.458
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 6 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 13 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 17 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 20 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 23 2/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 25 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 25 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
56 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 6-1-1-15-3.
6.31
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
59 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 7-4-11-10-3.
83.79
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
61 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 5-6-5-2-1.
3.42
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
58 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 5-5-2-2-3.
3.26
6
The Kidney The Beans
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 14-8-9-8-10.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
58 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 9-8-10-13-11.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
66 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-12-9-15-11.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
52 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-11-6-3-2.
29.99
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
57 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-1-5-5-9.
33.66
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
59 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-3-10-12-10.
78.46
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
64 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-8-9-6-4.
8.55
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 10-11-14-10-14.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
57 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-1-11-1-8.
7.24
8
Slapper The Pucks
51 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 11-4-10-15-11.
206.01
21
Custard The Soft Boys
52 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 9-4-5-5-12.
37.22
2
Squish The Soft Boys
56 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 11-9-14-14-11.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.

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