Derby · Season 3 · Round 30
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Second Sock finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:41.283 | — | 11 | +10 | 37 | 12.8 |
| 2 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:47.517 | +6.23 | 3 | +1 | 20 | 10.5 |
| 3 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:48.425 | +7.14 | 2 | -1 | 16 | 10.4 |
| 4 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:54.075 | +12.79 | 14 | +10 | 35 | 12.1 |
| 5 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:56.350 | +15.07 | 10 | +5 | 41 | 11.7 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 4:02.983 | +21.70 | 5 | -1 | 28 | 10.7 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +2 | 47 | 11.8 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -2 | 27 | 10.7 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -5 | 18 | 10.8 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +5 | 32 | 11.7 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +1 | 22 | 12.2 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 29 | 11.4 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -6 | 13 | 10.7 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 17 | 11.6 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -14 | 13 | 10.8 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 12 | 10.8 |
2.317
They will not want to see that again.
10.050
Squish is coming through. Recent finishes: 4-2-3-4-3.
14.692
Honey Mustard is airborne! Recent finishes: 8-3-2-7-10.
20.050
Slapper is on the move. Recent finishes: 13-1-2-1-1.
24.983
That has come off. Recent finishes: 8-3-2-7-10.
29.617
They felt that in the back row.
33.908
And it all goes wrong.
38.817
The Heel leaves something behind.
43.592
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 8-3-2-7-10.
50.050
Look at Chunk go.
54.967
Slapper is airborne!
1:00.050
They felt that in the back row.
1:04.475
Second Sock leaves something behind.
1:08.708
Pilot Light is losing bits.
1:15.475
They will not want to see that again.
1:19.883
Chunk is losing bits.
1:26.967
Squish leaves something behind.
1:31.775
Pilot Light is out.
1:36.017
There is nothing left of it.
1:41.683
Absolute carnage.
1:45.958
Extraordinary scenes.
1:51.292
It is coming apart now.
1:55.933
Custard is airborne!
1:57.825
Crooked Pete is out, and Thick Rick did it.
2:02.142
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
2:05.017
Squish is out.
2:09.825
Absolute carnage.
2:14.517
Up it goes.
2:18.867
Up it goes.
2:23.408
That is real damage.
2:27.383
Radiator will not be back.
2:32.025
That has come off.
2:33.525
And that is Slapper finished.
2:35.217
And that is Chunk finished.
2:40.850
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
2:45.075
The Heel leaves something behind.
2:49.325
Up it goes.
2:53.783
They will not want to see that again.
3:01.408
That is real damage.
3:07.117
And that is Custard finished.
3:12.517
The Heel is out.
3:14.517
This is the last of it.
3:21.583
It is coming apart now.
3:30.117
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:34.692
The Kidney is out.
3:38.283
The Lieutenant has it.
3:41.283
The Lieutenant takes it!
3:49.042
Honey Mustard is airborne!
3:53.158
And that is Honey Mustard finished.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 23.900 | The Lieutenant 23.900 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 45.808 | The Lieutenant 21.908 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 1:07.158 | Chunk 19.416 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 1:30.842 | The Lieutenant 21.125 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 1:55.158 | Custard 23.642 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 2:18.167 | Chunk 23.009 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:45.833 | Second Sock 23.842 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:14.517 | Honey Mustard 25.191 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 11 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 12 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 16 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 18 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
51 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 11-11-13-15-16.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
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The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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