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Floor · Season 2 · Round 17

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Custard wins at The Mezzanine

Custard took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Squish finished second. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 58.700 — 16 +15 3 8.0
2 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 57.300 — 15 +13 4 9.3
3 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 56.100 — 8 +5 0 9.9
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 37.983 — 5 +1 0 17.9
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 37.425 — 12 +7 0 18.1
6 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 32.725 — 11 +5 4 18.2
7 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 32.075 — 9 +2 1 18.0
8 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 32.008 — 14 +6 1 18.2
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 24.250 — 6 -3 4 18.0
10 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 20.575 — 1 -9 7 18.0
11 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 20.550 — 10 -1 1 18.9
12 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 20.158 — 13 +1 7 18.5
13 Long John NOO The Noodles 18.775 — 2 -11 4 19.1
14 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 14.250 — 3 -11 0 17.3
15 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 14.208 — 4 -11 0 18.7
16 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 10.608 — 7 -9 2 18.9
0.000
The floor is live.
6.000
There goes another one.
7.617
Extraordinary scenes.
7.900
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 11-8-8-4-14.
9.200
Less of it every time you look.
10.608
That is The Unit finished.
10.750
Another panel gone.
12.275
Less of it every time you look.
13.783
The floor is getting smaller.
14.208
That is Tube Sock finished. Recent finishes: 5-5-7-6-9.
15.258
Less of it every time you look.
15.608
That is Second Sock finished. Recent finishes: 10-5-7-10-6.
16.708
Less of it every time you look.
18.133
Another panel gone.
18.775
That is Long John finished. Recent finishes: 12-6-6-6-5.
19.542
Less of it every time you look.
20.175
Wide Load goes in.
20.917
No idea what happened there.
21.575
Thick Rick goes in.
22.275
There goes another one.
22.975
That is Crooked Pete finished. Recent finishes: 7-6-6-7-7.
23.617
Another panel gone.
24.375
Butter Bean goes in.
24.933
You do not see that every day.
26.233
There goes another one.
27.517
You do not see that every day.
28.775
They will not want to see that again.
28.833
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
30.017
Extraordinary scenes.
31.242
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
32.008
The Coaster goes in.
32.450
The floor is getting smaller.
33.408
Honey Mustard is gone.
33.642
The floor is getting smaller.
34.808
That is Gravy finished.
34.817
Oh dear.
35.983
Another panel gone.
37.125
No idea what happened there.
37.425
In goes Old Gristle.
38.250
No idea what happened there.
38.825
In goes The Kidney.
39.367
Less of it every time you look.
40.467
No idea what happened there.
41.558
There goes another one.
42.633
Less of it every time you look.
43.692
That is the sport, right there.
44.742
That is the sport, right there.
45.775
There goes another one.
46.800
Less of it every time you look.
47.808
The floor is getting smaller.
48.808
Less of it every time you look.
49.792
Another panel gone.
50.775
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
51.733
Another panel gone.
52.692
Another panel gone.
53.642
Well, that was always going to happen.
54.575
No idea what happened there.
55.500
Another panel gone.
56.100
That is Radiator finished.
56.408
They will not want to see that again.
57.317
There goes another one.
57.500
Two left.
58.900
In goes Squish.
1:00.300
That is Custard finished.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate The Kidney 37.125 The Kidney 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Radiator 53.642 Radiator 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 3 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 11 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 13 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 18 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 19 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 20 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 23 2/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
23 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 1-14-5-15-14.
14.73
7
Long John The Noodles
31 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 14-8-4-9-2.
35.91
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
37 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-9-10-1-14.
25.21
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
22 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-1-8-15-14.
18.55
6
The Kidney The Beans
24 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 14-12-8-7-13.
54.67
22
Butter Bean The Beans
27 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-13-16-10-3.
14.21
1
The Unit Basement Heat
25 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.5. Last five: 4-12-5-11-11.
20.06
4
Radiator Basement Heat
26 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-9-4-10-7.
7.34
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
30 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 15-9-5-6-12.
22.94
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
28 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 10-11-5-9-3.
10.08
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-4-1-3-16.
10.24
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 13-13-16-13-11.
63.03
4
Wide Load The Pucks
34 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 4-15-4-8-7.
9.62
3
The Coaster The Pucks
31 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 6-4-9-10-8.
8.16
2
Squish The Soft Boys
31 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 2-11-10-1-5.
20.63
21
Custard The Soft Boys
22 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 3-3-3-6-12.
6.91

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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