· Season 5 · Round 3
The Vertical — Individual Descent
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Lil Nugget finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:28.944 | — | 1 | 0 | 8 | 13.8 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 2:30.650 | +1.71 | 5 | +3 | 10 | 13.2 |
| 3 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:37.149 | +8.21 | 4 | +1 | 6 | 11.8 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 2:40.861 | +11.92 | 8 | +4 | 14 | 12.5 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:43.733 | +14.79 | 3 | -2 | 8 | 12.3 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:45.806 | +16.86 | 2 | -4 | 11 | 18.4 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 2:50.122 | +21.18 | 7 | 0 | 12 | 12.9 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 3:53.545 | +84.60 | 6 | -2 | 5 | 19.9 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 10.9 contacts an event coming in.
4.761
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 6-8-6-5-6.
8.244
Long John is completely off the deck.
12.406
The Coaster is airborne.
18.167
Up goes Gravy.
23.739
Tube Sock is airborne.
27.489
Extraordinary scenes.
35.483
Long John has it. Recent finishes: 5-8-7-8-7.
36.678
Right into it goes Tube Sock.
40.078
The Coaster wins it. Career record: 46 wins from 107, average finish 3.2.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Crawlspace | 1.950 | Crawlspace 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Soft fabric | Crawlspace | 4.167 | Crawlspace 2.217 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Gravy | 5.683 | Gravy 1.333 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Gravy | 6.856 | Gravy 1.173 |
| The Drops | Metal | Gravy | 14.217 | Gravy 7.361 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Tube Sock | 22.583 | The Coaster 2.722 |
| Narrow Pipe | Hard | Tube Sock | 24.506 | The Coaster 1.522 |
| The Drops | Metal | Tube Sock | 26.717 | The Coaster 1.317 |
| Rotating Drum | Slick | Tube Sock | 29.539 | The Coaster 1.717 |
| Laundry Chute | Metal | Tube Sock | 33.083 | The Coaster 2.088 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Long John | 36.822 | The Coaster 2.917 |
| Slick Floor | Smooth | Long John | 38.483 | The Coaster 1.561 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Lump Patrol | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · HOME
106 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 14-5-5-7-7.
23.38
Course preview
41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.
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