Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 5 · Round 38

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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The Coaster wins at Nan's Landing

The Coaster took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:50.732 12 +11 10 9.9
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:51.100 +0.37 11 +9 11 10.3
3 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:52.467 +1.74 14 +11 7 9.3
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:52.490 +1.76 13 +9 12 9.0
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:58.267 +7.54 15 +10 9 8.7
6 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:58.877 +8.15 1 -5 11 9.4
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:59.834 +9.10 7 0 12 8.4
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:01.955 +11.22 2 -6 13 9.1
9 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 3:04.367 +13.64 10 +1 12 9.3
10 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:04.489 +13.76 9 -1 12 8.4
11 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:06.739 +16.01 16 +5 10 8.4
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:08.895 +18.16 4 -8 9 9.0
13 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:09.177 +18.45 3 -10 10 8.9
14 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:10.316 +19.58 5 -9 12 8.9
15 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:12.339 +21.61 6 -9 16 10.0
16 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:17.772 +27.04 8 -8 14 9.9
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
3.767
And it's Puck Yeah in front now.
8.033
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 2-1-10-2-2.
12.928
That is a big one for Tender Greg. Averaging 9.6 contacts an event coming in.
16.367
Well, that was always going to happen.
20.389
And Stubbs takes flight.
24.033
That is going to sting in the morning.
32.033
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-5-1.
36.389
Lil Nugget finds trouble.
38.578
Gravy is going to win this. Recent finishes: 2-1-10-2-2.
40.033
Big move from Crooked Pete. Recent finishes: 6-4-2-6-12.
43.433
The Coaster wins it.
48.033
Long John slips to the rear.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Refried Ron 1.567 Refried Ron 1.567
Smooth Descent Carpet Refried Ron 4.039 Refried Ron 2.472
Sweeping Curve Metal Refried Ron 4.989 Refried Ron 0.950
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 15.344 Gravy 2.322
The Drops Carpet Gravy 16.817 Gravy 1.473
The Spiral Soft fabric Gravy 18.522 Tender Greg 1.650
Laundry Chute Carpet Gravy 25.517 Long John 3.045
Rotating Drum Smooth Gravy 28.372 Puck Yeah 2.606
Narrow Pipe Carpet Gravy 30.511 Gravy 2.139
The Drops Smooth Gravy 32.472 Gravy 1.961
Stairwell Smooth Gravy 35.017 Gravy 2.545
Carpet Flat Carpet Gravy 38.511 Puck Yeah 3.172
Tight Curve Smooth Gravy 41.578 The Coaster 0.939
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 4 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 13 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 14 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 15 2/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 16 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 20 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 23 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 31 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · HOME
130 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 2-7-10-7-6.
43.73
7
Long John The Noodles · HOME
133 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 15-7-7-7-15.
100.92
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
122 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-8-8-5-11.
76.31
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-8-4-8-8.
50.52
5
Refried Ron The Beans
121 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-4-5-8-9.
46.78
6
The Kidney The Beans
130 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-9-6-6-5.
119.39
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
121 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-11-5-5-7.
60.20
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
121 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-6-6-10-5.
74.24
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
127 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 7-3-3-3-3.
11.42
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
122 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 8-3-3-1-3.
25.02
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · HOME
133 starts, 40 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-1-1-1-10.
5.04
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · HOME
113 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-1-2-1-12.
6.87
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
128 starts, 69 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 1-1-1-2-2.
3.81
3
The Coaster The Pucks
124 starts, 56 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-2-2-1-1.
4.61
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · HOME
134 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-4-15-5-13.
48.40
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · HOME
118 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 4-5-4-4-4.
23.09

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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