Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 1 · Round 2

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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The Coaster wins at Nan's Landing

The Coaster took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:41.023 14 +13 8 8.6
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:57.956 +16.93 3 +1 9 8.4
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:00.145 +19.12 10 +7 7 10.0
4 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:06.189 +25.17 7 +3 13 7.4
5 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 3:07.328 +26.31 11 +6 9 8.8
6 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:14.778 +33.76 8 +2 12 9.4
7 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:16.005 +34.98 6 -1 10 10.2
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:16.322 +35.30 12 +4 7 7.9
9 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:16.966 +35.94 16 +7 10 8.3
10 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 3:17.000 +35.98 5 -5 9 7.8
11 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:17.410 +36.39 15 +4 11 7.4
12 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:17.683 +36.66 2 -10 12 7.9
13 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:19.039 +38.02 13 0 7 7.9
14 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:21.561 +40.54 9 -5 16 6.8
15 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:22.500 +41.48 1 -14 10 6.5
16 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:22.694 +41.67 4 -12 9 7.4
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.600
Damp Kevin has the lead.
8.033
Damp Kevin is picking them off. Recent finishes: 7.
13.211
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 2.
18.061
You do not see that every day.
21.822
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 3.
26.700
That is not going to help.
32.033
Tender Greg is coming through.
37.461
The Coaster finds trouble.
41.178
Tender Greg has it.
43.400
Tender Greg has the lead.
46.800
The Coaster wins it.
51.083
Right into it goes Lil Nugget.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Long John 1.594 Long John 1.594
Smooth Descent Carpet Chunk 4.472 Slapper 2.388
Sweeping Curve Metal Damp Kevin 5.144 Damp Kevin 0.572
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 15.139 Chunk 2.188
The Drops Carpet The Lieutenant 16.594 Chunk 1.300
The Spiral Soft fabric The Lieutenant 18.183 Chunk 1.356
Laundry Chute Carpet The Lieutenant 19.989 The Lieutenant 1.806
Rotating Drum Rough The Lieutenant 22.189 The Lieutenant 2.200
Narrow Pipe Carpet The Lieutenant 25.478 The Coaster 3.272
The Drops Smooth The Lieutenant 33.778 The Coaster 2.406
Stairwell Smooth The Lieutenant 39.128 Damp Kevin 2.561
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 42.767 The Coaster 3.145
Tight Curve Smooth Tender Greg 44.178 Yolk 1.089
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 10 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 10 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 15 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 19 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 22 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 26 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 31 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · HOME
Debut appearance.
14.04
7
Long John The Noodles · HOME
Debut appearance.
14.04
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
Debut appearance.
14.04
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
Debut appearance.
14.04
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
Debut appearance.
14.04
6
The Kidney The Beans
Debut appearance.
14.04
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
Debut appearance.
14.04
1
The Unit Basement Heat
Debut appearance.
14.04
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
Debut appearance.
14.04
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
Debut appearance.
14.04
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · HOME
Debut appearance.
14.04
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · HOME
Debut appearance.
14.04
3
The Coaster The Pucks
Debut appearance.
14.04
8
Slapper The Pucks
Debut appearance.
14.04
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · HOME
Debut appearance.
14.04
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · HOME
Debut appearance.
14.04

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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