Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 1 · Round 39

The Vertical — Individual Descent

Chute Tower · The Vertical · 635 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Crawlspace survives to win

Crawlspace took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the Basement Heat. Butter Bean finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:35.184 7 +6 14 13.3
2 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:43.384 +8.20 3 +1 12 12.9
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:43.466 +8.28 8 +5 14 12.5
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:46.661 +11.48 2 -2 12 12.8
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:57.678 +22.49 5 0 7 19.5
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:16.634 +41.45 4 -2 9 13.9
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:42.795 +67.61 6 -1 9 11.6
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:43.977 +68.79 1 -7 5 20.7
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 11.1 contacts an event coming in.
5.044
Crawlspace is airborne.
9.433
And it's Puck Yeah in front now. Career record: 10 wins from 21, average finish 3.7.
14.139
Up goes Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 16-1-2-9-2.
20.633
And Crawlspace takes flight. Recent finishes: 3-5-3-4-8.
24.644
Squish is completely off the deck.
28.072
Well, that was always going to happen.
31.767
Oh dear.
34.461
Tube Sock is going to win this.
37.461
Crawlspace wins it. Career record: 0 wins from 23, average finish 6.5.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Crawlspace 1.956 Crawlspace 1.956
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Crawlspace 4.356 Butter Bean 2.145
Sweeping Curve Metal Crawlspace 5.739 Puck Yeah 1.222
Smooth Descent Metal Crawlspace 7.161 Puck Yeah 0.934
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 9.889 Puck Yeah 0.472
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Crawlspace 19.567 Chunk 2.856
Narrow Pipe Hard Puck Yeah 14.750 Puck Yeah 1.578
The Drops Metal Crawlspace 23.028 Honey Mustard 1.450
Rotating Drum Slick Crawlspace 25.728 Butter Bean 2.356
Laundry Chute Metal Tube Sock 30.556 Butter Bean 2.733
The Washboard Metal Tube Sock 34.317 Chunk 3.300
Slick Floor Smooth Tube Sock 37.461 Chunk 0.961
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 1 1/1 8
2 BEA The Beans 2 1/1 7
3 NOO The Noodles 3 0/1 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 4 1/1 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 5 0/1 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 6 0/1 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 7 0/1 2
8 PCK The Pucks 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
18 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 5-6-3-6-7.
9.79
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
16 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-8-7-5-5.
16.79
22
Butter Bean The Beans
15 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 4-11-8-8-5.
13.65
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
19 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-10-7-4-7.
22.10
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
20 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-4-4-4-15.
9.87
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
19 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-1-1-2-2.
3.94
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
16 starts, 9 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 1-2-1-1-2.
2.49
2
Squish The Soft Boys
19 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.1. Last five: 6-3-3-15-3.
9.72

Course preview

41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.

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