· Season 1 · Round 8
The Service Core — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Squish survives to win
Squish took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Yolk finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Soft Boys took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 2:38.834 | — | 3 | +2 | 9 | 11.3 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 2:41.067 | +2.23 | 4 | +2 | 13 | 10.9 |
| 3 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:41.457 | +2.62 | 10 | +7 | 10 | 11.4 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:46.049 | +7.22 | 7 | +3 | 16 | 10.9 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 2:48.589 | +9.76 | 2 | -3 | 15 | 11.2 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:48.944 | +10.11 | 8 | +2 | 17 | 12.7 |
| 7 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:57.428 | +18.59 | 15 | +8 | 11 | 11.8 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:00.894 | +22.06 | 9 | +1 | 6 | 15.2 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 3:12.161 | +33.33 | 12 | +3 | 10 | 11.5 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:43.006 | +64.17 | 11 | +1 | 6 | 13.6 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 3:53.345 | +74.51 | 6 | -5 | 16 | 12.0 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:56.006 | +77.17 | 14 | +2 | 15 | 11.9 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:56.334 | +77.50 | 13 | 0 | 20 | 12.3 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:57.989 | +79.16 | 16 | +2 | 16 | 11.3 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 4:00.706 | +81.87 | 5 | -10 | 6 | 12.5 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 4:03.095 | +84.26 | 1 | -15 | 8 | 11.1 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.017
Up goes The Coaster.
9.528
And it all goes wrong.
13.761
Crooked Pete gets air. Recent finishes: 8-5-10-6-8.
17.183
Extraordinary scenes.
21.272
That is going to sting in the morning.
24.339
Stubbs has it. Recent finishes: 3-15-4.
27.339
Squish takes it.
33.000
Yolk is airborne.
36.661
That is going to sting in the morning.
41.772
That is not going to help.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Refried Ron | 1.556 | Refried Ron 1.556 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 4.467 | Slapper 2.327 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 5.700 | Slapper 1.189 |
| Smooth Descent | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 7.367 | The Coaster 1.667 |
| The Drops | Metal | Stubbs | 9.233 | Stubbs 1.205 |
| Peg Field | Metal | Stubbs | 10.333 | Stubbs 1.100 |
| The Pinball Table | Metal | Stubbs | 11.383 | Stubbs 1.050 |
| Collision Funnel | Metal | Stubbs | 17.783 | Stubbs 6.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Stubbs | 19.778 | Stubbs 1.995 |
| Barrier Run | Soft fabric | Stubbs | 21.261 | The Lieutenant 1.472 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Stubbs | 23.211 | The Lieutenant 1.867 |
| Bounce Pads | Metal | Stubbs | 24.478 | The Lieutenant 1.255 |
| Laundry Chute | Metal | Stubbs | 26.356 | The Lieutenant 1.861 |
| Narrow Pipe | Carpet | Stubbs | 27.339 | The Lieutenant 0.900 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 12 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 16 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 20 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 24 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.
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