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Derby · Season 4 · Round 11

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Lil Nugget finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:26.800 — 13 +12 27 12.4
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:37.675 +10.88 9 +7 41 11.6
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:43.350 +16.55 4 +1 19 10.8
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.100 +18.30 3 -1 18 10.7
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:45.250 +18.45 12 +7 35 11.8
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:48.767 +21.97 2 -4 18 10.4
7 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:50.192 +23.39 10 +3 52 11.7
8 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:52.517 +25.72 14 +6 37 12.0
9 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:53.308 +26.51 15 +6 32 11.6
10 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:55.392 +28.59 11 +1 31 11.1
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:02.817 +36.02 5 -6 21 10.3
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -11 13 10.6
— Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -5 29 10.4
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -8 14 10.2
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -8 13 9.7
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 10.6
2.300
A new leader — Tender Greg. Career record: 0 wins from 111, average finish 6.2.
9.300
There goes a piece of Radiator.
17.117
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-3-4-4-4.
23.025
You do not see that every day.
27.567
Radiator is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-5-6-16-6.
32.133
You do not see that every day.
36.925
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 13-2-3-2-2.
41.817
There goes a piece of Radiator. Recent finishes: 5-5-6-16-6.
46.483
Stripped to the shell.
51.133
Slapper leaves something behind.
56.942
Tender Greg will not take much more.
59.425
Tender Greg is out, and Second Sock did it.
1:07.375
Extraordinary scenes.
1:11.367
Butter Bean has put Radiator out.
1:15.742
Oh, that is a big one.
1:20.142
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
1:25.233
You do not see that every day.
1:30.050
Look at The Coaster go.
1:34.350
Slapper leaves something behind.
1:38.867
Up it goes.
1:43.742
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:48.833
Up it goes.
1:50.333
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:59.475
That has come off.
2:04.342
Absolute carnage.
2:09.408
Old Gristle is airborne!
2:18.008
Custard is losing bits.
2:24.942
That is a long way off the ground.
2:29.808
Oh, that is a big one.
2:38.133
They felt that in the back row.
2:42.150
Crawlspace is out.
2:46.425
That has come off.
2:47.925
That is Gravy taking Crooked Pete with them.
2:53.258
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
2:58.300
Extraordinary scenes.
3:04.275
Up it goes.
3:10.083
There is nothing left of it.
3:11.583
This is the last of it.
3:17.542
Old Gristle is losing bits.
3:22.200
Custard is losing bits.
3:23.800
Slapper is coming to the flag.
3:26.800
Slapper wins the derby.
3:33.092
Custard leaves something behind.
3:41.617
Look at the state of it.
3:48.067
It is coming apart now.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 16.492 Old Gristle 16.492
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 32.925 Slapper 14.300
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 48.358 Slapper 15.433
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:06.350 Gravy 14.900
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:25.250 Gravy 17.708
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:42.100 Slapper 16.850
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:02.575 Custard 17.917
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:20.375 Lil Nugget 15.775
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:37.675 Lil Nugget 16.792
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:54.958 The Coaster 15.075
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:10.433 Slapper 15.475
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:26.800 Slapper 16.367
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 9 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 15 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 18 1/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 25 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 25 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
75 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 3-15-12-12-13.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles
69 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 6-7-5-2-4.
7.29
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
75 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 4-3-3-1-7.
3.53
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
74 starts, 10 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-3-1-1-1.
2.15
22
Butter Bean The Beans
83 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-16-8-11-10.
102.74
5
Refried Ron The Beans
65 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 10-14-13-16-15.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
83 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 13-15-13-13-9.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
72 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-12-8-6-8.
92.42
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
75 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 11-11-11-5-8.
176.04
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
73 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 2-9-10-4-2.
20.86
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
86 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 9-7-9-1-1.
7.98
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
75 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-13-5-12-8.
74.39
8
Slapper The Pucks
66 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-12-6-9-9.
87.50
3
The Coaster The Pucks
74 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-14-7-6-2.
109.45
21
Custard The Soft Boys
66 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 2-9-10-8-5.
62.86
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
78 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-12-14-10-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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