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Derby · Season 4 · Round 25

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Old Gristle wins at Kidney Flats

Old Gristle took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Coaster finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:25.183 — 12 +11 21 12.5
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:27.008 +1.83 14 +12 27 11.8
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:27.225 +2.04 4 +1 2 10.4
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:31.683 +6.50 3 -1 5 10.7
5 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:32.925 +7.74 9 +4 41 11.9
6 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:34.917 +9.73 11 +5 22 11.5
7 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:35.350 +10.17 15 +8 13 11.6
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:35.433 +10.25 1 -7 9 10.5
9 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:35.608 +10.43 2 -7 0 10.5
10 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:37.383 +12.20 16 +6 15 11.5
11 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:42.208 +17.03 10 -1 34 11.8
12 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:42.300 +17.12 8 -4 11 10.6
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:44.350 +19.17 6 -7 14 10.7
14 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:44.400 +19.22 7 -7 11 10.6
15 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:48.342 +23.16 5 -10 13 10.3
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -3 17 11.9
2.800
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 6-5-9-6-9.
10.050
Squish is coming through. Recent finishes: 13-4-5-4-16.
16.450
A new leader — Old Gristle.
24.492
Look at the state of it.
30.050
Second Sock is losing places.
37.300
That has come off.
49.500
That has come off.
54.850
There is nothing left of it.
1:00.050
Tube Sock is coming through. Recent finishes: 8-4-8-8-5.
1:04.925
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-2-12.
1:10.050
They will not want to see that again.
1:14.792
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:20.033
Up it goes.
1:24.917
Extraordinary scenes.
1:30.050
Puck Yeah is coming through.
1:41.625
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-2-12.
1:46.575
Up it goes.
1:51.575
And it all goes wrong.
1:56.783
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
2:07.325
Up it goes.
2:14.992
You do not see that every day.
2:18.708
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
2:23.108
There goes a piece of Squish.
2:33.700
Old Gristle is airborne!
2:40.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:44.967
Extraordinary scenes.
2:50.467
Absolute carnage.
2:58.233
Stripped to the shell.
2:59.733
One to go.
3:08.375
Stubbs is airborne!
3:13.600
That is a long way off the ground.
3:18.942
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
3:22.183
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:23.192
The Coaster leaves something behind.
3:25.183
It is Old Gristle!
3:33.408
You do not see that every day.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 22.525 Old Gristle 22.525
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 46.592 Old Gristle 24.067
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 1:12.350 The Coaster 24.775
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:39.642 Stubbs 24.909
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:03.433 The Coaster 21.800
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:31.908 Squish 24.942
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:58.458 The Lieutenant 23.592
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:25.183 Tube Sock 25.283
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 16 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 17 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 17 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 18 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 26 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
78 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 13-4-12-3-15.
140.68
7
Long John The Noodles
80 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 5-15-4-2-6.
10.45
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
85 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-3-3-4-3.
2.79
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
84 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 9-2-4-7-9.
5.42
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
78 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.2. Last five: 16-13-16-12-13.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
74 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 14-13-13-8-13.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-9-11-9-9.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
90 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 10-13-15-15-15.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
74 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-11-3-12-2.
31.34
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
75 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-8-1-8-7.
33.05
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
73 starts, 15 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 4-5-2-6-5.
3.88
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
93 starts, 24 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 1-8-1-8-10.
7.40
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
80 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.0. Last five: 11-13-7-12-12.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
85 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 14-6-9-8-11.
93.09
21
Custard The Soft Boys
74 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-8-4-11-9.
49.91
2
Squish The Soft Boys
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 12-8-7-7-8.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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