Derby · Season 4 · Round 27
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:24.225 | — | 11 | +10 | 34 | 12.2 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:30.917 | +6.69 | 12 | +10 | 48 | 11.9 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:41.617 | +17.39 | 4 | +1 | 64 | 10.7 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:47.808 | +23.58 | 2 | -2 | 53 | 10.3 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:53.125 | +28.90 | 7 | +2 | 61 | 10.7 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:55.875 | +31.65 | 5 | -1 | 66 | 10.5 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +3 | 44 | 11.6 |
| — | Stubbs RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +1 | 37 | 12.1 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +5 | 23 | 12.1 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -2 | 32 | 10.5 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +2 | 11 | 12.1 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -9 | 18 | 10.3 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -7 | 12 | 10.4 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -13 | 14 | 10.1 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 12 | 11.1 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 9 | 10.8 |
2.258
There goes a piece of Refried Ron. Recent finishes: 5-6-4-5-8.
7.817
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 7-8-3-3-1.
12.150
They felt that in the back row.
16.475
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
23.533
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-4-4-15-5.
27.892
Honey Mustard leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-4-3-16-3.
32.758
Stripped to the shell.
38.233
Tender Greg is out.
39.975
Yolk will not be back. Recent finishes: 3-4-4-15-5.
44.217
There goes a piece of Old Gristle.
50.050
That was always going to happen.
53.525
Refried Ron is out, and Stubbs did it.
55.025
Stubbs has put Crooked Pete out.
1:00.050
Look at Stubbs go.
1:04.675
Up it goes.
1:06.175
The Heel is out, and Long John did it.
1:11.458
Look at the state of it.
1:16.958
There goes a piece of Second Sock.
1:25.242
They felt that in the back row.
1:29.908
That has come off.
1:34.717
Puck Yeah is in trouble.
1:37.358
Puck Yeah will not be back.
1:41.842
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
1:46.325
Slapper will not take much more.
1:51.908
Stubbs has stalled.
1:53.408
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:58.850
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
2:05.150
Second Sock is losing bits.
2:06.650
Crawlspace will not be back.
2:16.192
That is a long way off the ground.
2:26.675
The Lieutenant is losing bits.
2:32.675
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:37.308
Extraordinary scenes.
2:46.192
And it all goes wrong.
2:56.175
That has come off.
3:00.375
Last lap.
3:05.592
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:10.733
Honey Mustard is airborne!
3:19.617
That was always going to happen.
3:21.225
Here comes The Lieutenant.
3:22.667
And that is Honey Mustard finished.
3:24.225
It is The Lieutenant!
3:30.500
Extraordinary scenes.
3:48.842
Stubbs leaves something behind.
4:00.142
Oh, that is a big one.
4:08.933
They will not want to see that again.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 19.692 | Slapper 19.692 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 42.092 | Slapper 22.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:05.400 | The Lieutenant 21.508 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:26.692 | The Lieutenant 20.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:49.408 | The Lieutenant 20.392 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:16.542 | The Lieutenant 22.225 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:38.533 | Old Gristle 21.350 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:00.375 | The Lieutenant 21.842 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:24.225 | Second Sock 22.292 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Basement Heat | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 15 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 19 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 20 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
90 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 16-16-16-15-16.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
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Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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