Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 4 · Round 30

The Long Mile — Team Pack Race

Long Mile Basin · The Long Mile · 161 m · 16 competitors Uphill section Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
Loading the recording

Bringing up the cameras…

auto
Report

Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Heel finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:38.342 13 +12 35 12.4
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:43.867 +5.53 4 +2 19 10.6
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:44.008 +5.67 10 +7 46 12.6
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:48.758 +10.42 12 +8 39 11.9
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:48.858 +10.52 3 -2 23 10.8
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:49.725 +11.38 2 -4 21 10.6
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:55.792 +17.45 8 +1 19 10.7
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:56.642 +18.30 5 -3 31 10.9
Honey Mustard WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 9 0 41 11.8
Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 11 +1 19 12.3
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +4 20 11.3
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -11 13 10.3
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -7 18 10.6
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -7 13 10.6
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 -1 14 12.7
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 0 11 11.1
3.850
A new leader — Puck Yeah.
9.075
Custard leaves something behind.
13.400
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-3-7-8-3.
19.908
That has come off. Recent finishes: 8-4-6-5-9.
24.317
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-3-7-8-3.
28.550
And it all goes wrong.
34.425
Yolk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-14-3-4-4.
38.800
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
44.683
Stripped to the shell. Recent finishes: 8-4-6-5-9.
50.050
Look at Stubbs go.
51.550
Wrecked, and out of the race.
58.092
Refried Ron is airborne!
1:02.567
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
1:09.133
It is coming apart now.
1:13.500
Puck Yeah is out, and Gravy did it.
1:17.817
That is real damage.
1:21.917
Radiator will not be back.
1:27.350
Extraordinary scenes.
1:32.708
You do not see that every day.
1:37.483
That has come off.
1:43.083
That is real damage.
1:47.942
Absolute carnage.
1:53.592
Stubbs is airborne!
2:03.633
Refried Ron is out.
2:06.758
That is Gravy taking Custard with them.
2:08.258
Crooked Pete is out, and Stubbs did it.
2:13.892
Up it goes.
2:19.308
Gravy is in trouble.
2:27.800
That was always going to happen.
2:31.975
And that is Gravy finished.
2:41.450
The Coaster takes the lead.
2:45.833
Extraordinary scenes.
2:54.308
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:00.933
And that is Honey Mustard finished.
3:08.317
And it all goes wrong.
3:15.425
Last lap.
3:22.133
Up it goes.
3:28.908
They felt that in the back row.
3:35.342
The Coaster is coming to the flag.
3:38.342
The Coaster takes it!
3:42.692
That is a long way off the ground.
3:48.467
Up it goes.
3:55.475
Look at the state of it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 21.408 Yolk 21.408
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 45.183 The Lieutenant 21.691
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:10.942 Crooked Pete 24.400
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:36.342 Stubbs 23.084
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:01.258 The Coaster 23.792
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:26.133 The Coaster 23.375
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:52.367 The Coaster 23.292
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:15.425 The Coaster 23.058
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 12 1/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 14 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 16 1/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 18 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 21 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 21 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
82 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 14-13-12-3-13.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles
82 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 2-6-5-15-4.
6.51
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
85 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-3-3-4-3.
2.18
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
67 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-14-8-1-10.
15.14
22
Butter Bean The Beans
94 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 4-10-12-13-5.
75.83
5
Refried Ron The Beans
74 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 9-15-15-12-13.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
93 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-14-13-10-13.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
78 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-13-9-11-9.
63.55
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
76 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 6-5-8-1-8.
25.57
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
78 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-3-6-9-6.
21.20
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
87 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-7-7-2-5.
17.94
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
75 starts, 15 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 8-2-4-5-2.
4.22
3
The Coaster The Pucks
89 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-11-2-10-14.
115.96
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
81 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.0. Last five: 16-11-13-7-12.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
78 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 3-11-2-5-5.
25.53
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
78 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 13-16-14-15-14.
219.30

Course preview

5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↑13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°

The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.

On the record

0 calls

Nobody has committed to anything yet.