Derby · Season 4 · Round 30
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Heel finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:38.342 | — | 13 | +12 | 35 | 12.4 |
| 2 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:43.867 | +5.53 | 4 | +2 | 19 | 10.6 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:44.008 | +5.67 | 10 | +7 | 46 | 12.6 |
| 4 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:48.758 | +10.42 | 12 | +8 | 39 | 11.9 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:48.858 | +10.52 | 3 | -2 | 23 | 10.8 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:49.725 | +11.38 | 2 | -4 | 21 | 10.6 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:55.792 | +17.45 | 8 | +1 | 19 | 10.7 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:56.642 | +18.30 | 5 | -3 | 31 | 10.9 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | 0 | 41 | 11.8 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +1 | 19 | 12.3 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +4 | 20 | 11.3 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -11 | 13 | 10.3 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -7 | 18 | 10.6 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 13 | 10.6 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -1 | 14 | 12.7 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 11 | 11.1 |
3.850
A new leader — Puck Yeah.
9.075
Custard leaves something behind.
13.400
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-3-7-8-3.
19.908
That has come off. Recent finishes: 8-4-6-5-9.
24.317
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-3-7-8-3.
28.550
And it all goes wrong.
34.425
Yolk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-14-3-4-4.
38.800
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
44.683
Stripped to the shell. Recent finishes: 8-4-6-5-9.
50.050
Look at Stubbs go.
51.550
Wrecked, and out of the race.
58.092
Refried Ron is airborne!
1:02.567
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
1:09.133
It is coming apart now.
1:13.500
Puck Yeah is out, and Gravy did it.
1:17.817
That is real damage.
1:21.917
Radiator will not be back.
1:27.350
Extraordinary scenes.
1:32.708
You do not see that every day.
1:37.483
That has come off.
1:43.083
That is real damage.
1:47.942
Absolute carnage.
1:53.592
Stubbs is airborne!
2:03.633
Refried Ron is out.
2:06.758
That is Gravy taking Custard with them.
2:08.258
Crooked Pete is out, and Stubbs did it.
2:13.892
Up it goes.
2:19.308
Gravy is in trouble.
2:27.800
That was always going to happen.
2:31.975
And that is Gravy finished.
2:41.450
The Coaster takes the lead.
2:45.833
Extraordinary scenes.
2:54.308
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:00.933
And that is Honey Mustard finished.
3:08.317
And it all goes wrong.
3:15.425
Last lap.
3:22.133
Up it goes.
3:28.908
They felt that in the back row.
3:35.342
The Coaster is coming to the flag.
3:38.342
The Coaster takes it!
3:42.692
That is a long way off the ground.
3:48.467
Up it goes.
3:55.475
Look at the state of it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 21.408 | Yolk 21.408 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 45.183 | The Lieutenant 21.691 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:10.942 | Crooked Pete 24.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:36.342 | Stubbs 23.084 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:01.258 | The Coaster 23.792 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:26.133 | The Coaster 23.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:52.367 | The Coaster 23.292 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 3:15.425 | The Coaster 23.058 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 12 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 21 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 21 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
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30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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50m
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Smooth Descent
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15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
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15m
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Smooth Descent
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50m
↓15°
The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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