Derby · Season 4 · Round 33
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Crawlspace survives to win
Crawlspace took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Basement Heat. Tube Sock finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:12.625 | — | 7 | +6 | 36 | 11.5 |
| 2 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:18.783 | +6.16 | 4 | +2 | 15 | 11.0 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:19.242 | +6.62 | 3 | 0 | 16 | 11.0 |
| 4 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:19.600 | +6.98 | 2 | -2 | 11 | 11.0 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:21.475 | +8.85 | 6 | +1 | 32 | 11.7 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:22.183 | +9.56 | 1 | -5 | 12 | 10.9 |
| 7 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:24.500 | +11.88 | 9 | +2 | 48 | 13.3 |
| 8 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:30.725 | +18.10 | 13 | +5 | 41 | 12.7 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +6 | 36 | 11.9 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +1 | 25 | 12.9 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -1 | 28 | 12.5 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -7 | 17 | 11.0 |
| — | The Lieutenant RUNNING | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -1 | 21 | 12.3 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 12 | 11.4 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -1 | 15 | 12.7 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 10 | 12.3 |
2.108
That has come off.
6.983
That is a long way off the ground.
11.500
Up it goes.
16.350
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
20.825
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
25.600
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
30.050
Stubbs is coming through. Recent finishes: 3-11-3-3-7.
35.708
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 3-3-3-3-7.
40.050
The Lieutenant is coming through.
41.667
That is Refried Ron taking Tender Greg with them.
46.033
That has come off.
51.250
That has come off. Recent finishes: 6-5-7-10-5.
56.050
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-5-1.
1:01.042
Chunk leaves something behind.
1:04.033
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:08.333
The Lieutenant is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-2-2-2-4.
1:13.850
A new leader — Lil Nugget.
1:17.292
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:22.658
Up it goes.
1:27.892
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:32.350
A new leader — Lil Nugget.
1:35.500
Refried Ron is out, and Long John did it.
1:42.358
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:47.267
That was always going to happen.
1:51.417
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:56.300
Up it goes.
2:01.392
It is coming apart now.
2:02.892
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:10.050
Look at Butter Bean go.
2:17.492
Custard will not be back.
2:22.833
That is a long way off the ground.
2:32.317
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:37.533
That was always going to happen.
2:50.758
Look at the state of it.
2:52.258
One to go.
2:56.825
Crawlspace has nothing left on it.
3:01.792
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
3:06.558
That is real damage.
3:09.625
Crawlspace is coming to the flag.
3:12.625
Crawlspace wins the derby.
3:19.233
Absolute carnage.
3:24.892
Wide Load is airborne!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Puck Yeah | 14.950 | Puck Yeah 14.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Puck Yeah | 29.067 | Puck Yeah 14.117 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Puck Yeah | 43.542 | Butter Bean 14.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Puck Yeah | 56.500 | Puck Yeah 12.958 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Lil Nugget | 1:17.950 | Lil Nugget 12.867 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Lil Nugget | 1:32.967 | Wide Load 14.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Lil Nugget | 1:48.967 | Crawlspace 15.066 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:05.058 | Wide Load 14.816 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:20.558 | Stubbs 13.967 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:36.725 | Crawlspace 15.825 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:51.683 | Wide Load 14.958 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Crawlspace | 3:12.625 | Crawlspace 15.800 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 10 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Basement Heat | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 23 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Lump Patrol | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 25 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 10-16-14-15-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
90 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 16-16-16-15-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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