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Floor · Season 3 · Round 47

The Conservatory

The Conservatory · The Conservatory · 31 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch Fast lava
CHAMPIONSHIP FULL TIME Fairness
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Thick Rick wins at The Conservatory

Thick Rick took The Conservatory for the The Nuggets. Refried Ron finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 59.650 — 9 +8 4 4.7
2 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 57.642 — 6 +4 0 16.0
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 45.042 — 13 +10 4 18.6
4 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 42.158 — 8 +4 5 19.0
5 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 39.850 — 10 +5 4 19.8
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 36.225 — 3 -3 6 18.9
7 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 34.383 — 14 +7 1 19.8
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 33.200 — 4 -4 2 19.7
9 Long John NOO The Noodles 24.017 — 1 -8 1 21.2
10 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 17.658 — 7 -3 2 21.3
11 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 17.642 — 11 0 3 21.4
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 16.658 — 5 -7 1 20.7
13 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 15.158 — 15 +2 5 20.2
14 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 14.917 — 16 +2 2 20.7
15 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 11.867 — 12 -3 1 21.9
16 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 9.367 — 2 -14 2 20.3
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 3-7-12-4-2.
5.958
That is as close as it gets.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.392
There goes another one.
8.767
The floor is getting smaller.
9.367
In goes Crooked Pete.
10.125
The floor is getting smaller.
11.467
The floor is getting smaller.
11.867
In goes The Lieutenant.
12.800
There goes another one.
14.117
Another panel gone.
14.917
Yolk goes in. Recent finishes: 2-4-4-3-3.
15.425
It is chaos out there.
16.317
In goes Custard.
16.717
That is the sport, right there.
17.717
That is The Kidney finished.
18.000
Less of it every time you look.
19.117
Old Gristle is gone. Recent finishes: 1-11-3-2-2.
19.267
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
20.517
Radiator is gone. Recent finishes: 6-8-6-4-5.
20.517
And it all goes wrong.
21.758
Another panel gone.
22.992
There goes another one.
23.767
Long John survives that. Recent finishes: 5-5-9-5-12.
24.217
Extraordinary scenes.
25.167
That is Long John finished.
25.425
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
26.617
It is chaos out there.
27.808
There goes another one.
28.983
There goes another one.
30.150
Another panel gone.
31.100
Not long left for anybody.
31.300
Less of it every time you look.
32.450
Another panel gone.
33.200
In goes Second Sock.
33.583
Another panel gone.
34.600
In goes Puck Yeah.
34.708
There goes another one.
35.825
There goes another one.
36.225
In goes Damp Kevin.
36.925
They will not want to see that again.
38.025
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
39.108
Another panel gone.
39.850
Stubbs is gone.
40.192
Less of it every time you look.
41.258
And it all goes wrong.
42.158
That is Crawlspace finished.
42.317
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
43.375
Oh dear.
44.417
There goes another one.
45.042
Wide Load is gone.
45.450
There goes another one.
46.442
Down to the last two.
46.475
There goes another one.
47.500
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
48.508
You do not see that every day.
49.508
Less of it every time you look.
50.508
Look at the state of it.
51.500
Another panel gone.
52.475
There goes another one.
53.450
The floor is getting smaller.
54.417
Another panel gone.
55.375
Less of it every time you look.
56.325
Another panel gone.
57.275
Extraordinary scenes.
57.642
Refried Ron goes in.
58.208
There goes another one.
59.142
There goes another one.
59.650
It is Thick Rick!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Refried Ron 43.375 Refried Ron 43.375
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 6 2/2 16
2 PCK The Pucks 10 2/2 14
3 BEA The Beans 14 2/2 12
4 HEA Basement Heat 14 2/2 10
5 WET The Wet Socks 14 2/2 8
6 NOO The Noodles 25 2/2 6
7 LMP Lump Patrol 26 2/2 4
8 SFT The Soft Boys 27 2/2 2
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
65 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 4-6-9-12-14.
18.73
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
58 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-7-2-4-14.
8.72
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
63 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 12-3-13-10-6.
21.75
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
77 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-14-15-9-11.
34.70
6
The Kidney The Beans
62 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 2-7-2-8-3.
8.37
5
Refried Ron The Beans
78 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-14-6-2-6.
7.75
4
Radiator Basement Heat
63 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 10-10-6-9-15.
22.38
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
73 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 2-10-9-12-6.
10.48
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
70 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 11-16-8-9-9.
19.15
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
67 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 7-8-4-13-10.
12.31
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
64 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 5-10-8-15-12.
19.03
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
65 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 14-13-1-8-1.
13.58
4
Wide Load The Pucks
79 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 6-15-4-4-10.
11.10
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
58 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-16-7-4-11.
23.77
21
Custard The Soft Boys
58 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 12-1-11-11-8.
10.85
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
65 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 15-11-9-14-16.
40.61

Course preview

3 sections · 31 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

The championship. Glass over the deepest pit on the network, with the lava climbing from the first minute. Nobody has ever outlasted it.

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