Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 6 · Round 3

The Vertical — Individual Descent

Chute Tower · The Vertical · 635 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Custard survives to win

Custard took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Soft Boys. Sweaty Gerald finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:31.129 1 0 9 13.3
2 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:37.362 +6.23 8 +6 13 14.0
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:38.606 +7.48 5 +2 12 13.0
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:44.334 +13.21 3 -1 4 19.6
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:45.927 +14.80 2 -3 13 13.7
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:48.021 +16.89 6 0 10 12.1
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:50.217 +19.09 4 -3 12 11.1
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 4:19.194 +108.07 7 -1 6 20.2
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.767
Slapper is completely off the deck.
8.211
Big air for Custard.
16.033
They will not want to see that again.
20.461
No idea what happened there.
24.033
Old Gristle is picking them off. Recent finishes: 1-3-3-1-2.
27.733
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
35.733
Here comes The Heel.
38.222
Sweaty Gerald finds trouble.
41.622
Custard wins it. Career record: 1 wins from 137, average finish 5.8.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Slapper 1.944 Slapper 1.944
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Slapper 4.172 Slapper 2.228
Sweeping Curve Metal Slapper 5.800 Thick Rick 1.372
Smooth Descent Metal Thick Rick 8.356 The Heel 1.994
The Drops Metal Slapper 16.878 Slapper 8.434
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Slapper 19.506 Slapper 2.628
Narrow Pipe Hard Slapper 21.083 Slapper 1.577
The Drops Metal Slapper 22.506 Slapper 1.423
Rotating Drum Slick The Heel 28.983 Sweaty Gerald 2.211
Laundry Chute Metal The Heel 32.467 Sweaty Gerald 2.600
The Washboard Metal The Heel 36.144 Sweaty Gerald 3.522
Slick Floor Smooth The Heel 38.733 Custard 1.134
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 1 0/1 8
2 BEA The Beans 2 1/1 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 3 0/1 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 4 0/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 0/1 2
8 PCK The Pucks 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-8-6-7.
17.90
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
133 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 13-6-6-7-7.
23.08
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
135 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-2-5-9-5.
10.75
1
The Unit Basement Heat
137 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-8-7-8-8.
19.29
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
135 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-16-2-3-1.
7.40
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
133 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-3-3-1-2.
3.40
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
137 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-12-1-1-2.
2.63
21
Custard The Soft Boys
137 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-3-8-4-4.
11.53

Course preview

41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.

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