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Derby · Season 5 · Round 29

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:50.458 — 14 +13 23 11.0
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:52.967 +2.51 13 +11 20 10.9
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:00.692 +10.23 12 +9 21 11.3
4 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:11.425 +20.97 9 +5 25 11.1
5 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:12.875 +22.42 10 +5 30 10.9
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:27.450 +36.99 4 -2 8 9.3
— Crawlspace RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 0 13 9.6
— The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 0 16 9.5
— Second Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -6 10 9.3
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -4 16 9.5
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -9 12 9.9
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -11 14 9.8
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 11 9.3
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -3 16 11.0
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 0 11 10.2
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 10.3
2.900
Yolk takes the lead. Career record: 2 wins from 161, average finish 5.8.
8.892
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 2-8-1-15-2.
15.833
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-2-8-2-1.
20.050
Slapper is on the move. Recent finishes: 1-16-1-2-1.
25.858
And it all goes wrong.
30.292
That has come off.
34.800
A new leader — Slapper.
40.050
Look at Lil Nugget go. Recent finishes: 3-4-7-4-4.
45.083
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
50.000
Yolk leaves something behind.
55.717
That is a long way off the ground.
1:00.692
That has come off.
1:05.558
Up it goes.
1:10.050
Honey Mustard is coming through.
1:15.875
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
1:21.108
You do not see that every day.
1:25.817
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
1:30.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:35.492
And it all goes wrong.
1:40.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:41.550
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:46.767
They will not want to see that again.
1:51.275
Damp Kevin has put Tender Greg out.
1:56.575
There goes a piece of Chunk.
2:05.458
Oh, that is a big one.
2:09.842
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
2:14.867
Wide Load is airborne!
2:17.458
Crawlspace has put Chunk out.
2:21.817
Look at the state of it.
2:28.550
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
2:34.858
Last lap.
2:41.158
Stripped to the shell.
2:47.458
Here comes Slapper.
2:48.833
They will not want to see that again.
2:50.458
It is Slapper!
2:53.792
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:02.192
Absolute carnage.
3:09.767
That has come off.
3:13.125
Lil Nugget has put Crooked Pete out.
3:23.200
Sweaty Gerald is in trouble.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 18.950 Slapper 18.950
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 35.358 Slapper 16.408
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 53.050 Lil Nugget 15.700
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:10.167 Chunk 14.742
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:27.275 Chunk 15.633
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:41.158 Slapper 13.883
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:59.467 Wide Load 16.675
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:17.867 Wide Load 14.900
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:34.858 Lil Nugget 15.767
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:50.458 Slapper 15.600
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 15 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 15 0/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 17 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 23 0/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 23 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
102 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.2. Last five: 9-12-10-11-5.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles
109 starts, 6 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 11-4-6-8-7.
15.24
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
109 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-9-10-3-1.
4.45
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
111 starts, 15 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 5-5-4-3-4.
3.85
5
Refried Ron The Beans
102 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 13-10-15-16-15.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
104 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 3-12-9-15-11.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
102 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-12-11-4-10.
85.75
1
The Unit Basement Heat
97 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-6-2-11-11.
35.02
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
105 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 6-8-13-14-9.
30.43
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
102 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-10-10-5-12.
49.47
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
85 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 11-3-7-15-16.
198.65
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
114 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 1-1-5-9-12.
8.77
4
Wide Load The Pucks
102 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 7-3-13-2-8.
3.02
8
Slapper The Pucks
99 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 16-1-7-14-8.
26.32
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
111 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 15-11-16-14-9.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
104 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 16-15-9-16-15.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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