Derby · Season 5 · Round 46
The Pinch — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win
Second Sock took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:18.333 | — | 3 | +2 | 10 | 10.6 |
| 2 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:18.692 | +0.36 | 1 | -1 | 11 | 10.6 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:19.992 | +1.66 | 4 | +1 | 16 | 10.5 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:20.667 | +2.33 | 16 | +12 | 25 | 11.4 |
| 5 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:21.117 | +2.78 | 2 | -3 | 12 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:23.708 | +5.38 | 9 | +3 | 34 | 12.4 |
| 7 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:30.542 | +12.21 | 12 | +5 | 41 | 12.3 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:32.175 | +13.84 | 5 | -3 | 33 | 10.8 |
| 9 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:32.683 | +14.35 | 11 | +2 | 46 | 12.3 |
| 10 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:37.958 | +19.63 | 10 | 0 | 41 | 11.1 |
| 11 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:39.342 | +21.01 | 6 | -5 | 22 | 10.7 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -4 | 23 | 10.4 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | 0 | 16 | 11.3 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | 0 | 13 | 11.0 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 13 | 11.1 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 10.9 |
3.808
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-7-2.
9.858
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 2-4-4-2-11.
18.850
That has come off.
23.742
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
28.467
Stubbs is airborne!
33.900
Puck Yeah takes the lead.
40.050
Damp Kevin is coming through. Recent finishes: 7-9-9-7-6.
45.475
Slapper is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-7-2-1-13.
50.050
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 3-10-3-15-7.
54.850
Oh, that is a big one.
1:00.050
Absolute carnage.
1:03.583
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:08.617
Slapper is airborne!
1:13.275
Slapper is out, and Gravy did it.
1:14.775
Butter Bean has put Radiator out.
1:19.683
That was always going to happen.
1:25.317
That is real damage.
1:29.792
That is Second Sock taking Puck Yeah with them.
1:34.142
Oh, that is a big one.
1:38.400
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:43.075
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:48.000
Long John goes to the front.
1:53.758
That has come off.
1:58.075
Oh, that is a big one.
2:10.950
The Kidney is losing bits.
2:15.558
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
2:20.050
It is unravelling for Custard.
2:26.250
Second Sock takes the lead.
2:32.583
Up it goes.
2:41.350
And it all goes wrong.
2:47.575
Gravy is losing bits.
2:52.300
Long John goes to the front.
2:56.192
Last lap.
3:04.258
Look at the state of it.
3:10.192
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:15.092
That was always going to happen.
3:15.333
Second Sock is coming to the flag.
3:16.833
That is too close to call.
3:18.333
Second Sock takes it!
3:23.617
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:32.550
That is real damage.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 20.167 | Custard 20.167 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 44.267 | Yolk 21.934 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:06.258 | Honey Mustard 20.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:29.350 | Honey Mustard 21.467 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Long John | 1:50.908 | Long John 20.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:13.517 | Damp Kevin 21.600 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Second Sock | 2:34.767 | Second Sock 20.267 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Long John | 2:56.192 | Honey Mustard 19.133 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Second Sock | 3:18.333 | Crooked Pete 20.434 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 16 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 16 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 19 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 20 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Pucks | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
6 sections · 135 m
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A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.
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