· Season 7 · Round 11
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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The Coaster wins at Nan's Landing
The Coaster took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:39.706 | — | 4 | +3 | 10 | 10.8 |
| 2 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:45.733 | +6.03 | 7 | +5 | 11 | 9.0 |
| 3 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:49.011 | +9.31 | 2 | -1 | 12 | 9.0 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:50.371 | +10.67 | 9 | +5 | 7 | 8.8 |
| 5 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:52.222 | +12.52 | 1 | -4 | 10 | 10.7 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:59.005 | +19.30 | 11 | +5 | 10 | 9.2 |
| 7 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:59.039 | +19.33 | 14 | +7 | 6 | 8.1 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 2:59.289 | +19.58 | 5 | -3 | 11 | 10.3 |
| 9 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 3:00.555 | +20.85 | 10 | +1 | 13 | 8.4 |
| 10 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:01.461 | +21.76 | 15 | +5 | 11 | 9.5 |
| 11 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:01.699 | +21.99 | 6 | -5 | 10 | 7.9 |
| 12 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 3:07.062 | +27.36 | 16 | +4 | 9 | 8.4 |
| 13 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 3:07.788 | +28.08 | 8 | -5 | 10 | 10.9 |
| 14 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:13.306 | +33.60 | 13 | -1 | 11 | 8.3 |
| 15 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:16.728 | +37.02 | 3 | -12 | 11 | 9.0 |
| 16 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:18.278 | +38.57 | 12 | -4 | 17 | 8.6 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
4.033
Radiator hits the front. Career record: 2 wins from 169, average finish 7.2.
8.033
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
14.244
Thick Rick is completely off the deck.
18.461
Chunk gets hit hard.
22.289
Thick Rick takes a knock.
30.061
Right into it goes Long John.
35.200
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Averaging 9.8 contacts an event coming in.
37.383
Here comes Thick Rick. Recent finishes: 1-6-2-2-15.
38.689
Heavy contact for Second Sock.
42.089
The Coaster takes it. Career record: 81 wins from 176, average finish 3.3.
45.761
Heavy contact for Pilot Light. Averaging 11.1 contacts an event coming in.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Tube Sock | 1.594 | Radiator 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Stubbs | 4.511 | The Coaster 2.416 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Radiator | 4.789 | Radiator 0.767 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Thick Rick | 15.733 | Thick Rick 2.366 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Thick Rick | 17.172 | Thick Rick 1.439 |
| The Spiral | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 18.672 | Thick Rick 1.500 |
| Laundry Chute | Carpet | Thick Rick | 22.033 | The Coaster 1.961 |
| Rotating Drum | Smooth | Thick Rick | 24.739 | The Coaster 2.439 |
| Narrow Pipe | Carpet | Thick Rick | 26.889 | The Lieutenant 2.139 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Thick Rick | 28.700 | Thick Rick 1.811 |
| Stairwell | Smooth | Thick Rick | 33.522 | Tender Greg 2.372 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Thick Rick | 37.389 | Tender Greg 2.989 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 40.383 | Tender Greg 1.028 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 8 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 17 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 18 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 19 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 21 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 25 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 25 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · HOME
175 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-16-11-7-8.
118.94
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · HOME
170 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 14-5-8-4-6.
52.65
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
165 starts, 44 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 7-7-3-2-1.
6.87
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
153 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-7-15-4-5.
27.31
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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