· Season 7 · Round 15
The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent
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Chunk wins at Nan's Landing
Chunk took The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent for the Lump Patrol. Tender Greg finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 1:39.450 | — | 8 | +7 | 11 | 10.6 |
| 2 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 1:49.627 | +10.18 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 9.9 |
| 3 | Slapper | The Pucks | 1:51.566 | +12.12 | 6 | +3 | 10 | 9.9 |
| 4 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 1:55.256 | +15.81 | 4 | 0 | 14 | 10.2 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:04.084 | +24.63 | 3 | -2 | 12 | 9.6 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:12.489 | +33.04 | 1 | -5 | 14 | 8.5 |
| 7 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 2:13.334 | +33.88 | 5 | -2 | 14 | 8.8 |
| 8 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 2:13.989 | +34.54 | 7 | -1 | 17 | 11.5 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
3.472
Tender Greg is airborne. Recent finishes: 13-4-15-4-5.
7.517
Thick Rick gets hit hard. Averaging 9.3 contacts an event coming in.
11.039
Thick Rick is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 3-3-3-8-1.
15.044
And it all goes wrong.
19.922
Up goes Tube Sock.
23.617
Pilot Light takes a knock.
24.572
Tender Greg is going to win this.
27.167
And it's Tender Greg in front now. Career record: 0 wins from 162, average finish 5.9.
30.567
It is Chunk!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Pilot Light | 1.956 | Slapper 1.939 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Chunk | 4.172 | Chunk 2.228 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Chunk | 6.306 | Thick Rick 1.861 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Thick Rick | 8.906 | Thick Rick 2.467 |
| The Drops | Hard | Thick Rick | 11.872 | Thick Rick 2.966 |
| Stairwell | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 13.744 | Chunk 1.866 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Thick Rick | 16.722 | Slapper 2.556 |
| Tight Curve | Hard | Thick Rick | 18.900 | Chunk 1.906 |
| The Hairpin | Carpet | Thick Rick | 21.078 | Chunk 2.077 |
| Stairwell | Carpet | Thick Rick | 22.328 | Slapper 1.067 |
| Fabric Run | Carpet | Thick Rick | 24.822 | Slapper 2.028 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Tender Greg | 27.572 | Chunk 0.972 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Soft Boys | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · HOME
173 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-8-8-14-5.
33.65
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
155 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-3-3-7-15.
7.55
Course preview
40 sections · 569 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Four stairwells, deep carpet throughout, and a landing that has decided more championships than any other structure in the sport. The steps are not evenly spaced — the eleventh is nine millimetres shallower than the rest, which is nine millimetres more than anybody needs.
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