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· Season 7 · Round 3

The Vertical — Individual Descent

Chute Tower · The Vertical · 635 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the Lump Patrol. Pilot Light finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
— Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:20.534 — 4 +3 11 13.1
— Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:34.750 +14.22 5 +3 10 13.6
3 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:38.038 +17.50 2 -1 8 14.6
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:41.595 +21.06 6 +2 15 12.2
— Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:43.578 +23.04 3 -2 9 12.2
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:45.355 +24.82 8 +2 8 11.7
— Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:05.095 +44.56 7 0 6 19.6
— Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 4:20.506 +119.97 1 -7 5 16.7
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
5.128
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 2-1-13-3-2.
9.439
Pilot Light is airborne. Recent finishes: 6-5-7-12-6.
13.256
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 4-8-2-4-1.
17.228
Up goes Slapper.
23.183
Old Gristle gets air. Recent finishes: 3-7-2-7-1.
26.739
The Kidney is completely off the deck.
32.478
Old Gristle is going to win this. Recent finishes: 3-7-2-7-1.
34.522
Squish gets hit hard.
37.922
It is Old Gristle!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Long John 2.261 Slapper 1.939
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Slapper 4.194 Slapper 2.255
Sweeping Curve Metal Slapper 5.467 Stubbs 1.217
Smooth Descent Metal Slapper 6.661 Slapper 1.194
The Drops Metal Slapper 13.483 Slapper 6.822
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Slapper 16.139 Slapper 2.656
Narrow Pipe Hard Slapper 18.072 Old Gristle 1.622
The Drops Metal Squish 22.433 Old Gristle 1.400
Rotating Drum Slick Squish 24.700 Old Gristle 1.839
Laundry Chute Metal Old Gristle 29.067 Old Gristle 1.989
The Washboard Metal Old Gristle 32.467 Pilot Light 3.267
Slick Floor Smooth Old Gristle 35.478 Squish 1.639
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 0/1 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 2 0/1 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 3 1/1 6
4 BEA The Beans 4 1/1 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 5 0/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 PCK The Pucks 7 0/1 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
173 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-7-8-6-4.
37.22
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
162 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-6-7-7-5.
19.53
6
The Kidney The Beans
170 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-3-8-12-8.
14.03
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
159 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-5-7-12-6.
20.93
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
160 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 8-2-4-1-2.
4.12
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
165 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-7-1-4-16.
5.13
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
161 starts, 75 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-13-3-2-1.
2.40
2
Squish The Soft Boys
163 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 3-10-7-14-4.
11.21

Course preview

41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.

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