Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 7 · Round 39

The Vertical — Individual Descent

Chute Tower · The Vertical · 635 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Custard survives to win

Custard took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Soft Boys. Second Sock finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:38.199 5 +4 9 12.0
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:41.789 +3.59 3 +1 12 12.0
3 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:47.777 +9.58 4 +1 13 11.3
4 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:48.628 +10.43 8 +4 10 12.8
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:58.228 +20.03 7 +2 4 19.4
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:03.389 +25.19 2 -4 8 14.8
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:06.761 +28.56 6 -1 10 17.7
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:27.627 +49.43 1 -7 12 11.3
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
4.844
Oh dear.
8.367
Up goes Custard.
16.033
And it all goes wrong.
20.150
Wide Load is out of the race entirely.
23.800
The lead changes hands. Second Sock. Career record: 1 wins from 192, average finish 7.4.
27.939
Lil Nugget gets air. Recent finishes: 11-16-3-1-1.
34.728
Here comes Second Sock.
35.056
Floppy Joe takes a knock. Averaging 9.4 contacts an event coming in.
38.456
Custard wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Second Sock 2.328 Wide Load 1.944
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Wide Load 4.239 Wide Load 2.295
Sweeping Curve Metal Wide Load 5.517 Wide Load 1.278
Smooth Descent Metal Wide Load 6.622 Wide Load 1.105
The Drops Metal Wide Load 13.878 Wide Load 7.256
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Wide Load 16.650 Wide Load 2.772
Narrow Pipe Hard Chunk 23.233 Wide Load 1.706
The Drops Metal Second Sock 25.489 Wide Load 1.627
Rotating Drum Slick Second Sock 28.078 Custard 2.356
Laundry Chute Metal Second Sock 31.289 Custard 2.522
The Washboard Metal Second Sock 34.794 Custard 3.372
Slick Floor Smooth Second Sock 37.728 Custard 1.089
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 1 1/1 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 2 0/1 7
3 BEA The Beans 3 1/1 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 4 1/1 5
5 PCK The Pucks 5 0/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 0/1 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 7 0/1 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
169 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-5-8-16-12.
38.47
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
187 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-8-5-14-8.
25.98
6
The Kidney The Beans
190 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-7-7-15-3.
14.44
4
Radiator Basement Heat
182 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-4-4-16-4.
13.77
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
194 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 5-6-2-5-4.
3.28
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
197 starts, 63 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-2-1-1-2.
3.21
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
174 starts, 70 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-8-1-3-12.
4.71
21
Custard The Soft Boys
188 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-3-6-10-7.
9.52

Course preview

41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.

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