Derby · Season 6 · Round 1
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Coaster finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:42.642 | — | 12 | +11 | 41 | 11.7 |
| 2 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:43.433 | +0.79 | 13 | +11 | 30 | 12.2 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:44.300 | +1.66 | 4 | +1 | 21 | 10.4 |
| 4 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:44.633 | +1.99 | 3 | -1 | 20 | 10.3 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:49.742 | +7.10 | 1 | -4 | 21 | 10.3 |
| 6 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:57.442 | +14.80 | 9 | +3 | 39 | 12.1 |
| 7 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:58.925 | +16.28 | 14 | +7 | 45 | 11.5 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +2 | 38 | 11.6 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -7 | 14 | 10.7 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -5 | 19 | 10.3 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +5 | 22 | 11.1 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | -1 | 24 | 11.4 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -7 | 12 | 10.0 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 12 | 10.3 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 13 | 10.2 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 11 | 11.0 |
2.250
Squish goes to the front.
8.067
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 1-2-6-4-16.
17.200
There goes a piece of Squish. Recent finishes: 8-4-11-3-5.
21.908
That has come off. Recent finishes: 5-5-15-5-11.
28.667
Up it goes.
34.700
The Coaster is airborne! Recent finishes: 4-1-1-1-1.
39.683
Oh, that is a big one.
43.908
Lil Nugget is airborne!
48.892
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
53.342
You do not see that every day.
58.767
The Heel is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-7-7-3-7.
1:03.167
Up it goes.
1:07.917
Squish leaves something behind.
1:09.417
Pilot Light has put Tender Greg out.
1:16.800
Chunk is airborne!
1:21.008
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:25.408
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
1:30.125
Radiator will not take much more.
1:34.392
Up it goes.
1:39.308
It is coming apart now.
1:40.808
That is Pilot Light taking Radiator with them.
1:42.508
That is Wide Load taking Pilot Light with them.
1:48.650
Chunk has nothing left on it.
1:52.233
Thick Rick has put Refried Ron out.
1:56.858
That is a long way off the ground.
2:01.092
Chunk is out.
2:06.400
Squish is in trouble.
2:11.008
There goes a piece of Old Gristle.
2:17.983
Oh, that is a big one.
2:22.525
It is coming apart now.
2:24.358
And that is Squish finished.
2:30.050
There is nothing left of it.
2:32.692
That is Old Gristle taking Crooked Pete with them.
2:41.308
There goes a piece of The Heel.
2:43.950
That is The Coaster taking The Kidney with them.
2:53.492
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
2:57.858
Up it goes.
3:03.350
Up it goes.
3:11.033
Look at the state of it.
3:15.667
That is a long way off the ground.
3:21.267
Absolute carnage.
3:22.767
Last lap.
3:24.267
And that is Lil Nugget finished.
3:34.575
They will not want to see that again.
3:39.642
Here comes Old Gristle.
3:42.642
Old Gristle wins the derby.
3:57.642
That is a long way off the ground.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 16.533 | Old Gristle 16.533 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 33.617 | Chunk 14.192 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 49.642 | The Coaster 16.025 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 1:08.925 | Old Gristle 15.750 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 1:26.700 | Chunk 17.775 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 1:44.708 | The Coaster 15.408 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:05.092 | The Heel 18.217 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:27.583 | The Heel 18.008 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:44.117 | Old Gristle 15.909 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 3:03.483 | Old Gristle 16.200 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:22.358 | The Heel 17.642 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:42.642 | Wide Load 18.000 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 14 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 23 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
104 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 13-14-8-15-14.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
123 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-16-10-16-12.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
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16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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