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Derby · Season 6 · Round 38

The Dogbone — Team Pack Race

Dogbone Junction · The Dogbone · 143 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win

Tube Sock took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:11.008 — 3 +2 6 9.0
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:12.142 +1.13 2 0 10 9.2
3 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:15.425 +4.42 1 -2 9 9.5
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:15.750 +4.74 4 0 13 9.3
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:18.733 +7.73 16 +11 27 10.2
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:20.408 +9.40 7 +1 11 9.5
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:20.783 +9.78 11 +4 33 10.1
8 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:22.058 +11.05 9 +1 34 10.6
9 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:24.892 +13.88 14 +5 37 10.3
10 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:25.958 +14.95 5 -5 17 9.3
11 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:29.142 +18.13 10 -1 38 10.9
12 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:29.708 +18.70 12 0 27 9.9
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 0 29 10.3
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -8 14 9.6
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -7 13 9.6
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 10 9.9
2.617
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
10.050
Look at Lil Nugget go.
14.417
That has come off.
19.258
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 6-6-6-7-6.
25.158
Radiator is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-6-15-10-5.
29.808
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
35.883
Absolute carnage.
41.150
Long John goes to the front. Career record: 0 wins from 203, average finish 6.9.
45.867
Refried Ron is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-6-6-7-6.
50.783
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
53.692
That is Lil Nugget taking Tender Greg with them. Recent finishes: 3-7-2-4-4.
58.367
Up it goes.
1:02.800
That was always going to happen.
1:10.050
Radiator is going backwards.
1:14.358
Refried Ron is losing bits.
1:18.808
There is nothing left of it.
1:24.017
Oh, that is a big one.
1:31.408
Look at the state of it.
1:36.733
Up it goes.
1:41.200
That is Custard taking Radiator with them.
1:46.367
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
1:53.583
Refried Ron is out.
2:00.050
Gravy is on the move.
2:05.933
Extraordinary scenes.
2:12.850
Long John goes to the front.
2:18.575
Look at the state of it.
2:29.400
They felt that in the back row.
2:33.783
Puck Yeah is in trouble.
2:36.592
Puck Yeah is out.
2:42.733
Custard leaves something behind.
2:47.517
Last lap.
2:54.900
Custard is losing bits.
3:01.250
Look at the state of it.
3:08.008
Tube Sock has it.
3:11.008
Tube Sock wins the derby.
3:17.458
Stubbs is airborne!
3:23.408
Extraordinary scenes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 21.925 Gravy 21.925
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 47.442 Long John 23.650
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 1:11.692 Refried Ron 23.242
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 1:35.958 Tube Sock 23.016
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 1:59.733 Tube Sock 22.350
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 2:24.167 Second Sock 23.775
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:47.517 Tube Sock 23.034
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:11.008 Tube Sock 23.491
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 5 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 19 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 21 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 21 1/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 22 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 24 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
131 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 10-11-2-4-14.
95.83
7
Long John The Noodles
145 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 5-2-3-5-3.
3.87
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
134 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 7-4-4-1-3.
3.70
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
153 starts, 24 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 4-11-4-1-3.
2.88
6
The Kidney The Beans
136 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 9-13-5-13-14.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
136 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.7. Last five: 14-15-15-13-8.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
126 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-13-8-14-10.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
160 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-13-13-15-16.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
139 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 9-14-12-7-4.
133.45
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
139 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 7-6-9-9-6.
136.99
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
155 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-8-14-2-1.
61.91
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
135 starts, 31 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 12-7-6-1-8.
16.00
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
135 starts, 4 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 15-11-9-9-14.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
141 starts, 25 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 1-1-2-12-2.
7.07
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-16-15-15-10.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
132 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 13-7-14-9-5.
65.16

Course preview

8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
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Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.

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