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The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Custard wins at The Mezzanine

Custard took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Second Sock finished second. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 57.908 — 16 +15 2 3.9
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 55.900 — 4 +2 0 10.4
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 53.558 — 10 +7 9 11.4
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 42.183 — 15 +11 1 16.0
5 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 37.417 — 14 +9 1 18.1
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 37.392 — 3 -3 0 17.9
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 32.083 — 7 0 1 18.6
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 31.975 — 6 -2 1 18.4
9 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 27.617 — 2 -7 3 19.0
10 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 27.350 — 5 -5 1 17.7
11 Slapper PCK The Pucks 21.542 — 13 +2 4 18.8
12 Long John NOO The Noodles 21.067 — 1 -11 6 19.7
13 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 20.208 — 11 -2 1 18.5
14 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 18.733 — 9 -5 6 17.9
15 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 14.325 — 12 -3 0 18.7
16 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 11.350 — 8 -8 3 19.5
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 5-3-2-5-1.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.617
And it all goes wrong.
7.975
Nowhere left for The Unit to go.
9.200
They will not want to see that again.
10.750
Another panel gone.
11.350
In goes The Unit.
12.275
Less of it every time you look.
13.783
And it all goes wrong.
14.325
Old Gristle is gone.
15.258
Less of it every time you look.
16.708
You do not see that every day.
17.817
Gravy is sliding.
18.133
Another panel gone.
19.217
That is Honey Mustard finished.
19.542
Less of it every time you look.
20.617
Gravy goes in. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-2-1.
20.917
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
22.017
Long John is gone. Recent finishes: 8-8-7-8-6.
22.275
It is chaos out there.
23.417
Slapper goes in. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-3-1.
23.617
Less of it every time you look.
24.933
There goes another one.
26.233
Absolute carnage.
27.350
Butter Bean is gone. Recent finishes: 9-8-5-7-6.
27.517
Another panel gone.
28.750
Crooked Pete goes in.
28.775
And it all goes wrong.
30.017
There goes another one.
31.242
There goes another one.
31.975
Refried Ron goes in.
32.450
Another panel gone.
33.375
Radiator is gone.
33.642
Another panel gone.
34.817
The floor is getting smaller.
35.983
They will not want to see that again.
37.125
There goes another one.
37.392
That is The Heel finished.
38.250
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
38.792
The Coaster is gone.
39.367
Oh dear.
40.467
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
41.558
There goes another one.
42.183
That is Squish finished.
42.633
Less of it every time you look.
43.692
There goes another one.
44.742
There goes another one.
45.775
There goes another one.
46.800
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
47.808
It is chaos out there.
48.808
And it all goes wrong.
49.792
And it all goes wrong.
50.775
Oh dear.
51.733
Another panel gone.
52.692
Another panel gone.
53.558
Lil Nugget is gone.
53.642
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
54.575
Less of it every time you look.
54.958
Two left.
55.500
Extraordinary scenes.
56.358
That is Second Sock finished.
56.408
Another panel gone.
57.317
There goes another one.
57.908
Custard is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate The Heel 37.125 The Heel 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Second Sock 53.642 Second Sock 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 8 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 16 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 17 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 18 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 21 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 23 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
105 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 16-1-5-12-15.
33.18
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
104 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 14-4-10-2-7.
16.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
111 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-9-14-12-6.
12.55
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
126 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-7-2-3-9.
10.80
22
Butter Bean The Beans
113 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 6-7-3-8-6.
12.19
5
Refried Ron The Beans
120 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 8-16-16-4-7.
18.92
4
Radiator Basement Heat
103 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 13-10-14-12-14.
25.94
1
The Unit Basement Heat
116 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-3-4-8-1.
15.52
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
113 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 2-9-15-10-7.
18.79
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
100 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 5-12-13-16-11.
13.27
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
111 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-1-5-12-5.
6.71
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
114 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-6-12-8-5.
22.22
8
Slapper The Pucks
111 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 10-13-6-13-13.
35.53
3
The Coaster The Pucks
110 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 11-8-2-15-3.
8.86
2
Squish The Soft Boys
116 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-5-6-4-10.
13.80
21
Custard The Soft Boys
105 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-5-9-14-5.
9.78

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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