Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 8 · Round 12

The Vertical — Individual Descent

Chute Tower · The Vertical · 635 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the Lump Patrol. Pilot Light finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 7:19.461 1 0 32 21.5
2 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:11.373 +51.91 6 +4 52 13.1
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 8:27.905 +68.44 2 -1 46 13.1
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:29.339 +69.88 3 -1 8 21.9
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:40.067 +80.61 8 +3 32 21.8
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:00.840 +101.38 7 +1 44 13.4
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 9:16.578 +117.12 4 -3 52 14.4
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 9:52.317 +152.86 5 -3 50 18.2
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 12.3 contacts an event coming in.
4.533
Puck Yeah goes to the front. Career record: 102 wins from 212, average finish 3.3.
8.033
Puck Yeah is coming through.
11.433
Butter Bean takes the lead. Career record: 2 wins from 206, average finish 7.0.
15.089
Yolk is airborne.
19.289
Yolk is airborne. Recent finishes: 6-4-3-3-1.
22.994
Extraordinary scenes.
26.511
That is Puck Yeah gone. Recent finishes: 14-1-16-1-9.
30.861
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
34.767
Well, that was always going to happen.
45.500
Damp Kevin takes the lead.
50.267
Heavy contact for Old Gristle.
53.700
Up goes Damp Kevin.
57.322
They will not want to see that again.
1:00.917
Damp Kevin is airborne.
1:04.339
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:09.117
Up goes Stubbs.
1:12.844
That is a big one for Old Gristle.
1:17.878
Yolk gets air.
1:23.028
Up goes Yolk.
1:26.811
Look at that.
1:30.211
Up goes Pilot Light.
1:34.622
That is the sport, right there.
1:39.061
Stubbs is airborne.
1:42.822
It is chaos out there.
1:49.350
That is not going to help.
1:52.928
Stubbs gets hit hard.
1:56.967
Stubbs is completely off the deck.
1:59.483
Yolk has it.
2:00.883
That is a big one for Damp Kevin.
2:04.283
It is Old Gristle!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Crooked Pete 1.983 Crooked Pete 1.983
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 5.106 Puck Yeah 2.850
Sweeping Curve Metal Butter Bean 7.778 Butter Bean 2.384
Smooth Descent Metal Butter Bean 10.833 Butter Bean 3.055
The Drops Metal Butter Bean 13.089 Butter Bean 2.256
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 15.939 Old Gristle 2.566
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 17.244 Old Gristle 1.256
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 18.483 Old Gristle 1.150
Rotating Drum Metal Puck Yeah 20.283 Crooked Pete 1.445
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 23.572 Damp Kevin 2.228
The Washboard Metal Crooked Pete 27.372 Puck Yeah 1.950
Slick Floor Slick Crooked Pete 30.100 Yolk 1.927
The Spiral Metal Crooked Pete 32.556 Yolk 1.906
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Damp Kevin 46.361 Damp Kevin 3.050
Rotating Drum Metal Damp Kevin 48.172 Damp Kevin 1.811
Narrow Pipe Metal Damp Kevin 52.756 Butter Bean 3.611
The Drops Metal Damp Kevin 54.556 Old Gristle 1.678
Bounce Pads Smooth Damp Kevin 56.678 Yolk 1.850
The Gap Hard Damp Kevin 59.878 Old Gristle 2.650
The Drops Hard Damp Kevin 1:01.856 Old Gristle 1.789
Sweeping Curve Smooth Damp Kevin 1:04.744 Old Gristle 2.266
The Washboard Hard Damp Kevin 1:09.594 Old Gristle 2.923
Big Air Metal Damp Kevin 1:14.294 Old Gristle 3.183
Smooth Descent Smooth Yolk 1:17.411 Yolk 2.605
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Yolk 1:19.489 Yolk 2.078
Narrow Pipe Metal Yolk 1:22.189 Old Gristle 1.400
The Drops Metal Yolk 1:23.883 Old Gristle 1.305
Rotating Drum Metal Yolk 1:25.294 Stubbs 1.372
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Yolk 1:27.183 Crooked Pete 1.789
The Washboard Metal Yolk 1:29.472 Stubbs 1.767
Slick Floor Slick Yolk 1:31.817 Stubbs 1.983
Smooth Descent Metal Yolk 1:36.856 Stubbs 2.533
Sweeping Curve Metal Yolk 1:40.106 Stubbs 2.206
Slick Floor Slick Yolk 1:42.811 Stubbs 2.689
The Plunge Metal Yolk 1:45.661 Stubbs 1.916
Smooth Descent Metal Yolk 1:48.078 Stubbs 2.173
The Kicker Metal Yolk 1:49.194 Stubbs 0.955
Sweeping Curve Metal Yolk 1:52.150 Stubbs 2.395
Final Sprint Metal Yolk 1:55.200 Stubbs 2.544
Target Zone Carpet Yolk 2:00.006 Stubbs 1.122
Exit Gate Metal Yolk 2:02.483 Stubbs 1.056
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 0/1 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 0/1 6
4 PCK The Pucks 4 0/1 5
5 NOO The Noodles 5 0/1 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 6 0/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 0/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
207 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-3-11-4-6.
19.36
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
197 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-5-4-3-15.
19.88
22
Butter Bean The Beans
199 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-7-6-6.
16.27
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
197 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 5-13-12-8-13.
38.88
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
194 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 4-8-8-7-3.
7.57
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
207 starts, 51 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-6-3-3-2.
4.39
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
206 starts, 100 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-7-1-2-2.
2.18
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
204 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 3-4-5-7-4.
7.57

Course preview

41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.

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