· Season 8 · Round 3
The Vertical — Individual Descent
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Custard finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:11.000 | — | 8 | +7 | 34 | 14.8 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 7:45.339 | +34.34 | 3 | +1 | 9 | 21.2 |
| 3 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 7:50.894 | +39.89 | 4 | +1 | 42 | 14.2 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:16.289 | +65.29 | 7 | +3 | 57 | 12.5 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:26.372 | +75.37 | 1 | -4 | 54 | 13.3 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:31.678 | +80.68 | 5 | -1 | 7 | 21.7 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:43.984 | +92.98 | 6 | -1 | 42 | 12.9 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:34.340 | +143.34 | 2 | -6 | 48 | 14.5 |
0.017
Radiator finds trouble.
7.356
Right into it goes Old Gristle. Averaging 10.2 contacts an event coming in.
11.500
The Coaster is completely off the deck.
15.156
Refried Ron is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 14-15-7-6-6.
19.300
Up goes Custard. Recent finishes: 5-1-5-5-4.
22.861
You do not see that every day.
26.533
Big air for Damp Kevin.
30.894
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
39.600
And The Coaster takes flight.
43.039
The Coaster gets air. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-16-2.
46.506
That is going to sting in the morning.
50.983
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
54.417
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 3-8-3-1-12.
57.978
Absolute carnage.
1:01.650
Big air for The Coaster.
1:05.117
And Refried Ron takes flight.
1:11.044
Refried Ron takes a knock.
1:14.756
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:18.350
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:23.128
The Coaster is going to win this.
1:23.744
That is a big one for Damp Kevin.
1:27.144
It is The Coaster!
1:30.917
Up goes Radiator.
1:34.750
You do not see that every day.
1:51.533
Oh dear.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | The Coaster | 1.939 | The Coaster 1.939 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 4.939 | Old Gristle 2.872 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Old Gristle | 7.378 | Old Gristle 2.234 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 10.772 | Thick Rick 3.111 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 12.894 | The Coaster 2.122 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 15.406 | Refried Ron 2.145 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 16.606 | The Coaster 1.200 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 17.694 | The Coaster 1.088 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Coaster | 19.100 | Custard 1.244 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Custard | 22.400 | Custard 1.567 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Custard | 24.050 | Custard 1.650 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 26.578 | The Coaster 1.895 |
| The Spiral | Metal | The Coaster | 34.278 | Thick Rick 7.267 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 36.839 | The Coaster 2.561 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Coaster | 38.056 | The Coaster 1.217 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 39.300 | The Coaster 1.244 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 40.422 | The Coaster 1.122 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 41.839 | The Coaster 1.417 |
| The Gap | Hard | The Coaster | 44.133 | Crooked Pete 2.033 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 45.844 | Crooked Pete 1.656 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 48.039 | The Coaster 2.195 |
| The Washboard | Hard | The Coaster | 51.039 | The Coaster 3.000 |
| Big Air | Metal | The Coaster | 54.594 | The Coaster 3.555 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Coaster | 56.700 | The Coaster 2.106 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 58.544 | The Coaster 1.844 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 1:00.928 | Refried Ron 1.606 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 1:02.494 | Refried Ron 1.500 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Coaster | 1:03.822 | The Coaster 1.328 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 1:05.539 | The Coaster 1.717 |
| The Washboard | Metal | The Coaster | 1:07.328 | Thick Rick 1.745 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 1:09.117 | Thick Rick 1.722 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 1:11.294 | The Coaster 2.177 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 1:13.200 | The Coaster 1.906 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 1:15.200 | The Coaster 2.000 |
| The Plunge | Metal | The Coaster | 1:16.906 | The Coaster 1.706 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 1:18.928 | The Coaster 2.022 |
| The Kicker | Metal | The Coaster | 1:19.806 | The Coaster 0.878 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 1:22.000 | The Coaster 2.194 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | The Coaster | 1:24.172 | The Coaster 2.172 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:25.200 | The Coaster 1.028 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | The Coaster | 1:26.128 | The Coaster 0.928 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Soft Boys | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · HOME
195 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-3-15-8-14.
16.48
Course preview
41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.
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