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· Season 8 · Round 44

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Stubbs finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 8:58.712 — 6 +5 45 13.6
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 9:00.477 +1.77 14 +12 47 14.8
— Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:11.361 +12.65 12 +9 42 12.7
— Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:22.612 +23.90 15 +11 3 22.3
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 9:31.450 +32.74 4 -1 36 12.8
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 9:41.467 +42.76 9 +3 49 12.7
— The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 9:47.305 +48.59 2 -5 43 14.0
8 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 9:49.127 +50.42 16 +8 46 13.1
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 9:56.183 +57.47 11 +2 56 15.2
— Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:02.133 +63.42 3 -7 46 14.7
11 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 10:02.928 +64.22 10 -1 55 11.6
— Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 10:12.478 +73.77 7 -5 45 13.0
— The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:15.961 +77.25 5 -8 45 11.5
— Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 10:21.788 +83.08 1 -13 2 21.8
— Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:30.206 +91.49 13 -2 42 13.1
— Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 10:44.721 +106.01 8 -8 52 14.4
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
4.467
Puck Yeah hits the front. Career record: 114 wins from 233, average finish 3.3.
8.033
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 5-7-15-5-16.
12.161
That is going to sting in the morning.
15.761
Big air for Crooked Pete.
19.217
Old Gristle takes a knock. Averaging 12.7 contacts an event coming in.
23.333
Pilot Light hits the front.
26.806
That is not going to help.
30.600
Right into it goes Stubbs.
36.311
Custard is airborne.
39.800
The lead changes hands. Stubbs.
43.289
Old Gristle is completely off the deck.
47.444
Yolk is airborne. Recent finishes: 7-1-3-4-7.
50.939
Absolute carnage.
56.033
Radiator is losing places.
1:03.350
That is a big one for Crooked Pete.
1:07.722
Old Gristle takes a knock. Averaging 12.7 contacts an event coming in.
1:12.033
Custard is coming through.
1:15.672
And The Kidney takes flight.
1:20.033
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:23.939
Pilot Light gets going.
1:28.033
Crooked Pete is picking them off.
1:34.028
Stubbs is completely off the deck.
1:37.922
That is a big one for The Heel.
1:42.500
You do not see that every day.
1:46.006
It is chaos out there.
1:49.483
That is not going to help.
1:53.100
Up goes Stubbs.
1:58.228
Oh dear.
2:01.311
Gravy has it.
2:01.628
And Old Gristle takes flight.
2:05.028
It is Old Gristle!
2:08.694
Lil Nugget is completely off the deck.
2:13.206
That is not going to help.
2:17.189
Pilot Light finds trouble.
2:22.822
And it all goes wrong.
2:35.139
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Radiator 1.567 Radiator 1.567
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 4.939 The Kidney 3.056
Sweeping Curve Metal Puck Yeah 7.489 Yolk 2.378
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 10.600 Slapper 2.561
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 12.228 Slapper 1.533
Peg Field Hard Puck Yeah 13.450 Puck Yeah 1.222
The Pinball Table Slick Radiator 18.156 Puck Yeah 1.694
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 16.111 Puck Yeah 0.967
Smooth Descent Hard Radiator 21.783 Stubbs 1.577
Barrier Run Smooth Pilot Light 24.472 Stubbs 1.273
Sweeping Curve Smooth Pilot Light 27.178 The Kidney 2.272
Bounce Pads Smooth Pilot Light 29.789 Pilot Light 2.611
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Pilot Light 33.650 Custard 3.139
Narrow Pipe Metal Pilot Light 36.706 Stubbs 1.389
The Drops Metal Pilot Light 38.483 Stubbs 1.250
Rotating Drum Metal Stubbs 39.961 Gravy 1.327
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Stubbs 41.767 Old Gristle 1.717
The Washboard Metal Stubbs 43.561 Gravy 1.706
Slick Floor Slick Stubbs 45.839 Gravy 1.750
S-Bend Smooth Gravy 49.106 Gravy 2.789
Tight Curve Smooth Gravy 52.517 Crooked Pete 2.178
The Funnel Smooth Gravy 55.100 Gravy 2.583
Narrow Pipe Metal Gravy 57.767 Butter Bean 2.383
The Gauntlet Smooth Gravy 59.900 Gravy 2.133
The Hairpin Smooth Gravy 1:03.767 Gravy 3.867
Split Route Smooth Gravy 1:05.400 Gravy 1.633
The Spiral Metal Gravy 1:08.200 Custard 1.889
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Gravy 1:21.839 Old Gristle 13.433
Rotating Drum Metal Gravy 1:25.461 Long John 1.466
Narrow Pipe Metal Gravy 1:28.667 Long John 2.006
The Drops Metal Gravy 1:30.378 Long John 1.656
Peg Field Hard Gravy 1:31.928 Stubbs 1.300
The Pinball Table Slick Gravy 1:34.178 Old Gristle 1.789
Collision Funnel Hard Gravy 1:35.383 Stubbs 1.039
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 1:37.328 Old Gristle 1.878
Barrier Run Smooth Gravy 1:38.894 Old Gristle 1.505
Sweeping Curve Smooth Gravy 1:41.267 Old Gristle 1.834
Bounce Pads Smooth Gravy 1:42.967 Gravy 1.700
Bounce Pads Smooth Gravy 1:44.561 Gravy 1.594
The Gap Hard Gravy 1:46.244 Gravy 1.683
The Drops Hard Gravy 1:47.478 Gravy 1.234
Sweeping Curve Smooth Gravy 1:49.317 Gravy 1.839
The Washboard Hard Gravy 1:51.533 Gravy 2.216
Big Air Metal Gravy 1:54.983 Stubbs 3.300
Smooth Descent Smooth Gravy 1:57.139 Gravy 2.156
Sweeping Curve Metal Gravy 1:59.650 Butter Bean 2.250
Final Sprint Metal Gravy 2:02.061 Gravy 2.411
Target Zone Carpet Gravy 2:03.233 Old Gristle 1.078
Exit Gate Metal Gravy 2:04.311 Old Gristle 0.995
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 5 1/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 16 1/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 17 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 17 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 18 0/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 19 2/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 22 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 22 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
232 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-11-6-9-7.
39.00
7
Long John The Noodles
225 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-5-7-3.
35.81
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
219 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-7-4-7-5.
26.87
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
219 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-8-4-5-7.
67.01
6
The Kidney The Beans
225 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-13-5-11-8.
77.15
22
Butter Bean The Beans
222 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-5-8-8-12.
45.36
4
Radiator Basement Heat
217 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-3-6-6-4.
58.39
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
218 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-9-3-6-5.
55.49
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
227 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-4-2-3-5.
8.74
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
217 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 3-2-3-3-3.
7.83
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
201 starts, 50 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-1-2-3-7.
6.17
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
230 starts, 55 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-3-1-2-2.
8.09
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
230 starts, 112 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-2-8-1-1.
5.02
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
221 starts, 101 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-8-1-1-9.
6.32
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
227 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-7-4-9-4.
36.54
21
Custard The Soft Boys
226 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-7-4-5-4.
19.32

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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