Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 8 · Round 46

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:34.056 1 0 22 12.8
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 7:30.156 +56.10 6 +4 27 14.0
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 7:36.255 +62.20 3 0 25 13.2
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:45.550 +71.49 5 +1 33 12.8
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:04.445 +90.39 2 -3 28 11.9
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:20.772 +106.72 8 +2 27 12.7
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:35.278 +121.22 4 -3 41 11.3
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 9:03.994 +149.94 7 -1 25 13.5
0.017
Radiator finds trouble. Averaging 15.2 contacts an event coming in.
5.533
Old Gristle goes to the front. Career record: 56 wins from 236, average finish 4.1.
10.861
Old Gristle is completely off the deck.
14.611
Heavy contact for Refried Ron. Averaging 15.5 contacts an event coming in.
18.811
And Second Sock takes flight.
22.267
Yolk is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 4-12-7-1-3.
32.033
Absolute carnage.
38.522
Big air for Stubbs. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-7-5.
42.689
Heavy contact for Puck Yeah.
48.033
Stubbs is losing places.
1:00.672
Right into it goes Old Gristle.
1:05.522
Extraordinary scenes.
1:09.067
Refried Ron gets hit hard.
1:17.894
That is the sport, right there.
1:21.828
And Old Gristle takes flight.
1:25.350
Old Gristle gets air.
1:29.794
Big air for Radiator.
1:33.411
And Yolk takes flight.
1:38.172
Here comes Old Gristle.
1:38.594
Right into it goes Refried Ron.
1:41.994
It is Puck Yeah!
2:00.783
Second Sock is going nowhere.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Crooked Pete 1.983 Crooked Pete 1.983
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 5.156 Old Gristle 2.884
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 7.439 Old Gristle 2.283
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 10.144 Old Gristle 2.705
The Drops Hard Old Gristle 11.767 Old Gristle 1.623
Peg Field Hard Old Gristle 13.078 Old Gristle 1.311
The Pinball Table Slick Old Gristle 14.872 Old Gristle 1.794
Collision Funnel Hard Old Gristle 15.967 Puck Yeah 1.022
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 17.783 Stubbs 1.667
Barrier Run Smooth Old Gristle 19.322 Puck Yeah 1.406
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 21.439 Stubbs 2.000
Bounce Pads Smooth Old Gristle 23.383 Stubbs 1.922
Carpet Flat Carpet Old Gristle 26.278 Second Sock 2.644
Fabric Run Soft fabric Old Gristle 28.589 Puck Yeah 1.778
Sweeping Curve Carpet Old Gristle 31.078 Yolk 2.423
The Kicker Smooth Old Gristle 32.800 Puck Yeah 1.500
Carpet Flat Carpet Old Gristle 35.367 Puck Yeah 2.222
S-Bend Smooth Old Gristle 41.844 Puck Yeah 3.494
Tight Curve Smooth Old Gristle 47.339 Radiator 4.506
The Funnel Smooth Old Gristle 49.656 Puck Yeah 2.256
Narrow Pipe Metal Old Gristle 52.267 Stubbs 2.089
The Gauntlet Smooth Old Gristle 54.383 Old Gristle 2.116
The Hairpin Smooth Old Gristle 58.361 Old Gristle 3.978
Split Route Smooth Old Gristle 1:01.400 Crooked Pete 2.956
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 1:06.172 Old Gristle 4.772
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 1:09.317 Puck Yeah 2.989
Slick Floor Slick Old Gristle 1:11.750 Old Gristle 2.433
The Plunge Metal Old Gristle 1:14.428 Second Sock 2.389
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 1:16.756 Puck Yeah 2.261
The Kicker Hard Old Gristle 1:17.794 Puck Yeah 1.005
Bounce Pads Smooth Old Gristle 1:19.594 Yolk 1.711
The Gap Hard Old Gristle 1:21.500 Yolk 1.811
The Drops Hard Old Gristle 1:22.922 Old Gristle 1.422
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 1:25.006 Old Gristle 2.084
The Washboard Hard Old Gristle 1:27.967 Yolk 2.744
Big Air Metal Old Gristle 1:31.661 Yolk 3.522
Smooth Descent Smooth Old Gristle 1:33.889 Puck Yeah 2.089
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 1:36.656 Puck Yeah 2.455
Final Sprint Hard Old Gristle 1:39.100 Old Gristle 2.444
Target Zone Carpet Old Gristle 1:40.183 Puck Yeah 1.016
Exit Gate Hard Old Gristle 1:41.172 Puck Yeah 0.945
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 0/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 4 0/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 0/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 0/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
233 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-5-11-6-9.
40.44
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
219 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-8-4-5-7.
48.06
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
219 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 12-6-15-5-8.
105.17
4
Radiator Basement Heat · HOME
218 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-8-3-6-6.
42.10
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
218 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 5-3-2-3-3.
4.98
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
231 starts, 55 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-2-3-1-2.
3.04
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
230 starts, 112 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-2-8-1-1.
2.12
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
227 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-7-4-9-4.
16.63

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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