· Season 8 · Round 8
The Service Core — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:02.422 | — | 3 | +2 | 6 | 22.9 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:08.167 | +5.75 | 15 | +13 | 36 | 21.3 |
| 3 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 9:10.328 | +7.91 | 7 | +4 | 46 | 14.8 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:36.199 | +33.78 | 10 | +6 | 30 | 21.9 |
| 5 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 9:36.950 | +34.53 | 4 | -1 | 41 | 13.7 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:43.506 | +41.08 | 2 | -4 | 3 | 21.8 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:47.795 | +45.37 | 1 | -6 | 38 | 14.0 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 9:48.838 | +46.42 | 6 | -2 | 47 | 13.7 |
| 9 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:49.894 | +47.47 | 14 | +5 | 52 | 14.7 |
| 10 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9:55.566 | +53.14 | 8 | -2 | 55 | 13.9 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:58.777 | +56.36 | 12 | +1 | 52 | 13.0 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:04.723 | +62.30 | 5 | -7 | 44 | 13.0 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:11.572 | +69.15 | 16 | +3 | 17 | 21.4 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 10:48.144 | +105.72 | 13 | -1 | 17 | 19.8 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 10:53.500 | +111.08 | 11 | -4 | 16 | 21.6 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 11:24.984 | +142.56 | 9 | -7 | 29 | 21.4 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.661
Right into it goes The Lieutenant. Averaging 10.8 contacts an event coming in.
10.883
Well, that was always going to happen.
14.289
And Thick Rick takes flight. Recent finishes: 2-4-4-8-3.
17.933
Well, that was always going to happen.
22.444
Radiator gets hit hard. Averaging 12.5 contacts an event coming in.
26.133
Heavy contact for Long John. Averaging 10.6 contacts an event coming in.
30.044
The Lieutenant takes a knock.
33.550
And it all goes wrong.
37.261
Heavy contact for Puck Yeah. Averaging 9.6 contacts an event coming in.
40.694
That is the sport, right there.
44.183
That is Custard gone.
47.661
Radiator finds trouble.
51.850
Long John takes a knock.
56.033
Big move from Radiator.
59.678
Stubbs finds trouble.
1:04.033
That is not going to help.
1:11.756
Yolk is completely off the deck.
1:15.511
Crooked Pete gets hit hard.
1:19.028
No idea what happened there.
1:22.989
The Lieutenant gets hit hard.
1:27.117
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
1:30.783
You do not see that every day.
1:34.733
The Lieutenant has the lead.
1:38.194
Sweaty Gerald is airborne.
1:41.983
Butter Bean gets air.
1:46.039
And it all goes wrong.
1:50.194
Extraordinary scenes.
1:54.444
Sweaty Gerald gets air.
1:58.067
Up goes Crooked Pete.
2:02.106
Radiator gets air.
2:08.133
Extraordinary scenes.
2:11.267
Here comes Yolk.
2:14.267
Slapper wins it.
2:20.417
Crooked Pete takes a knock.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Crawlspace | 1.567 | Crawlspace 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Lieutenant | 4.906 | Gravy 2.883 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Gravy | 7.361 | Gravy 2.211 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Gravy | 10.272 | Gravy 2.911 |
| The Drops | Metal | Gravy | 11.978 | Slapper 1.695 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Gravy | 13.244 | Gravy 1.266 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Gravy | 15.044 | Gravy 1.800 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Lieutenant | 17.283 | Slapper 1.039 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 19.044 | Puck Yeah 1.555 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 20.261 | Puck Yeah 1.217 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 21.911 | Puck Yeah 1.650 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 24.389 | Slapper 1.661 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 27.889 | Slapper 2.117 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Stubbs | 30.511 | Stubbs 1.589 |
| The Drops | Metal | Stubbs | 31.861 | Stubbs 1.350 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Stubbs | 33.056 | Stubbs 1.195 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Stubbs | 34.644 | Stubbs 1.588 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Stubbs | 36.750 | The Lieutenant 1.817 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Stubbs | 38.917 | Puck Yeah 1.616 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 41.961 | Puck Yeah 3.067 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 44.383 | Butter Bean 1.928 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 46.894 | The Lieutenant 2.500 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 49.350 | Puck Yeah 2.456 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 51.356 | Puck Yeah 2.006 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 55.050 | Puck Yeah 3.694 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 56.611 | Puck Yeah 1.561 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Puck Yeah | 59.722 | Second Sock 2.450 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 1:13.061 | The Lieutenant 12.866 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:15.667 | Yolk 1.317 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:19.106 | Yolk 1.455 |
| The Drops | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:20.783 | Yolk 1.306 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:22.039 | Puck Yeah 1.256 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Puck Yeah | 1:23.617 | Puck Yeah 1.578 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:35.056 | Puck Yeah 0.789 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:36.572 | Puck Yeah 1.272 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:37.811 | Puck Yeah 1.055 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:39.839 | Puck Yeah 1.728 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:41.406 | The Lieutenant 1.567 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Yolk | 1:46.950 | The Lieutenant 1.361 |
| The Gap | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:44.861 | Yolk 1.811 |
| The Drops | Hard | Yolk | 1:50.211 | Yolk 1.450 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Yolk | 1:52.500 | Damp Kevin 2.239 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Yolk | 1:56.839 | Yolk 4.339 |
| Big Air | Metal | Yolk | 2:01.439 | Butter Bean 4.522 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Yolk | 2:05.750 | Butter Bean 2.611 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Yolk | 2:08.583 | Butter Bean 2.334 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Yolk | 2:11.706 | Radiator 2.983 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Yolk | 2:12.972 | Yolk 1.266 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Yolk | 2:14.267 | Yolk 1.295 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 8 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 12 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 17 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 18 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 21 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 25 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · HOME
199 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-4-3-5-10.
49.01
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · HOME
195 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-3-15-8-14.
36.09
Course preview
49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.
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