Derby · Season 7 · Round 23
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Thick Rick finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:05.383 | — | 11 | +10 | 43 | 12.5 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:14.917 | +9.53 | 10 | +8 | 55 | 12.2 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:19.400 | +14.02 | 3 | 0 | 13 | 11.3 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:20.542 | +15.16 | 1 | -3 | 7 | 11.0 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:21.008 | +15.63 | 8 | +3 | 35 | 11.6 |
| 6 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:22.100 | +16.72 | 4 | -2 | 15 | 10.7 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -5 | 13 | 11.0 |
| — | Wide Load RUNNING | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +6 | 40 | 12.5 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -2 | 35 | 11.2 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +3 | 33 | 13.0 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -2 | 32 | 12.9 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +4 | 22 | 12.0 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +2 | 17 | 12.4 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -2 | 18 | 13.2 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -9 | 18 | 12.2 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -11 | 12 | 10.7 |
2.100
A new leader — Squish. Career record: 3 wins from 217, average finish 6.0.
6.550
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-5-3-2-1.
11.092
Up it goes.
15.483
Refried Ron is losing bits. Recent finishes: 8-16-8-5-5.
20.050
Lil Nugget is coming through.
24.583
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits. Recent finishes: 8-12-8-7-5.
29.308
That has come off.
33.617
The Lieutenant is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-1-2-3-2.
39.242
That has come off.
43.508
Squish leaves something behind.
49.392
There is nothing left of it.
54.242
There is nothing protecting Sweaty Gerald now.
56.408
And that is Refried Ron finished.
1:01.400
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
1:04.850
That is Squish taking Sweaty Gerald with them.
1:10.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:11.550
Gravy is out.
1:17.908
Custard will not be back.
1:23.367
Squish is airborne!
1:24.867
Squish is out, and The Lieutenant did it.
1:29.183
Lil Nugget is airborne!
1:34.792
The Coaster is airborne!
1:39.033
There is nothing left of it.
1:43.983
Lil Nugget will not take much more.
1:48.650
A new leader — Lil Nugget.
1:56.292
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:58.392
Lil Nugget will not be back.
2:03.083
There is nothing left of it.
2:07.400
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
2:11.750
The Coaster goes to the front.
2:18.300
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
2:25.950
Up it goes.
2:28.792
The Coaster is out, and The Lieutenant did it.
2:33.725
Stripped to the shell.
2:38.433
They will not want to see that again.
2:43.983
And that is Crawlspace finished.
2:49.267
Oh, that is a big one.
2:51.608
One to go.
2:56.525
There goes a piece of Damp Kevin.
3:02.383
The Lieutenant is coming to the flag.
3:05.383
The Lieutenant takes it!
3:10.050
Wide Load is losing places.
3:11.550
That is Damp Kevin taking Crooked Pete with them.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 14.350 | Gravy 14.350 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 26.408 | Gravy 12.058 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 42.883 | Lil Nugget 12.875 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 56.950 | Gravy 14.067 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Custard | 1:16.000 | The Coaster 13.416 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Lil Nugget | 1:34.133 | Crawlspace 15.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Lil Nugget | 1:49.942 | The Lieutenant 14.392 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Coaster | 2:05.983 | Thick Rick 13.841 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:21.167 | The Lieutenant 14.934 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:35.683 | The Lieutenant 14.516 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:51.608 | Thick Rick 14.916 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 3:05.383 | The Lieutenant 13.775 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 9 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 11 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 15 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 18 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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