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Derby · Season 7 · Round 36

The Pinch — Team Pack Race

The Pinch Works · The Pinch · 135 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win

Tube Sock took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Crooked Pete finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:17.333 — 3 +2 14 10.7
2 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:19.508 +2.18 2 0 12 10.7
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:19.742 +2.41 1 -2 15 10.9
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:19.942 +2.61 15 +11 31 11.3
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:21.742 +4.41 4 -1 13 10.7
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:23.142 +5.81 12 +6 36 12.3
7 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:25.325 +7.99 10 +3 39 12.5
8 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:31.667 +14.33 9 +1 38 11.9
9 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:31.992 +14.66 14 +5 33 11.7
10 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:33.992 +16.66 5 -5 22 10.8
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:35.392 +18.06 6 -5 24 11.1
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -5 13 10.7
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 0 24 11.7
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -3 20 11.9
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +1 17 11.2
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -8 11 10.4
3.400
A new leader — Squish.
9.592
There goes a piece of Chunk. Recent finishes: 3-4-2-4-4.
14.517
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
19.867
There goes a piece of Squish.
25.050
Look at the state of it.
29.467
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 2-3-7-3-2.
33.967
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 11-5-7-15-5.
38.917
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 3-4-2-4-4.
45.367
You do not see that every day.
50.050
Second Sock is losing places.
57.392
That has come off. Recent finishes: 6-6-6-14-8.
1:02.083
That has come off.
1:06.350
That has come off.
1:11.517
There goes a piece of Radiator.
1:15.858
And it all goes wrong.
1:22.200
They felt that in the back row.
1:28.508
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:33.042
That has come off.
1:37.250
Squish is in trouble.
1:41.775
There goes a piece of Chunk.
1:44.767
That is Radiator taking Pilot Light with them.
1:50.050
Long John is on the move.
1:52.242
And that is Squish finished.
1:56.450
Chunk goes to the front.
2:03.300
Extraordinary scenes.
2:04.800
Chunk will not be back.
2:10.050
Second Sock is on the move.
2:13.508
That is Second Sock taking Puck Yeah with them.
2:18.258
Up it goes.
2:29.783
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
2:35.608
Up it goes.
2:40.933
Extraordinary scenes.
2:45.533
There goes a piece of Custard.
2:49.900
Radiator is out.
2:56.300
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
2:57.800
Last lap.
3:02.425
That is a long way off the ground.
3:08.925
Up it goes.
3:14.333
Here comes Tube Sock.
3:17.333
It is Tube Sock!
3:24.633
The Coaster has nothing left on it.
3:30.300
It is coming apart now.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 18.725 Chunk 18.725
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 39.175 The Coaster 18.333
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 1:02.433 Squish 19.666
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 1:27.250 Crooked Pete 21.009
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 1:48.433 Squish 21.183
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:13.275 Lil Nugget 20.084
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:33.942 Custard 20.191
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:56.467 Long John 21.709
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:17.333 Crooked Pete 20.858
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 15 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 19 1/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 20 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 21 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 22 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
177 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-11-2-15-4.
7.31
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
153 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 1-7-7-13-15.
88.90
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
165 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 5-7-5-4-4.
2.70
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
177 starts, 28 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 4-4-6-1-7.
2.16
6
The Kidney The Beans
164 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 12-13-11-5-11.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
161 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 5-9-13-10-4.
87.99
4
Radiator Basement Heat
184 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 16-16-14-9-14.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
151 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 15-14-14-16-15.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
169 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-4-6-12-7.
46.25
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
165 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-7-7-9-11.
94.38
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
142 starts, 4 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 8-15-5-5-15.
219.30
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
174 starts, 40 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 14-3-8-2-8.
13.42
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
162 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 9-15-11-11-13.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
162 starts, 17 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 10-1-10-1-3.
58.09
21
Custard The Soft Boys
156 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 6-10-13-8-6.
61.45
2
Squish The Soft Boys
165 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 5-11-10-8-12.
219.30

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.

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