Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 1 · Round 11

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:41.350 14 +13 35 11.7
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:42.117 +0.77 13 +11 36 11.9
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:43.975 +2.63 3 0 17 10.6
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:44.850 +3.50 4 0 17 10.4
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:47.792 +6.44 11 +6 35 12.0
6 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:49.292 +7.94 15 +9 27 11.3
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:49.400 +8.05 1 -6 22 10.7
8 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:49.525 +8.18 12 +4 31 11.9
9 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:52.225 +10.88 9 0 43 11.2
10 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:54.133 +12.78 8 -2 27 10.5
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:59.342 +17.99 7 -4 26 10.3
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:02.317 +20.97 5 -7 21 10.7
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -11 14 10.6
Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -8 27 10.3
Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 10 -5 44 12.3
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 0 9 11.1
2.300
A new leader — Tender Greg.
8.233
Look at the state of it.
15.200
Wide Load takes the lead. Career record: 12 wins from 32, average finish 4.0.
19.775
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 7-5-6-8-6.
24.850
Tender Greg is losing bits.
29.775
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
33.450
That is Gravy taking Tender Greg with them.
38.133
That is a long way off the ground.
46.200
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
51.258
Chunk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-1-6.
56.017
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 2-3-2-2-2.
1:04.783
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-4-3.
1:09.217
You do not see that every day.
1:13.733
Chunk is airborne!
1:18.292
Absolute carnage.
1:23.783
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
1:30.050
Look at Wide Load go.
1:34.433
That is a long way off the ground.
1:39.558
Up it goes.
1:46.667
Extraordinary scenes.
1:52.033
That is a long way off the ground.
1:57.950
Up it goes.
2:05.675
Extraordinary scenes.
2:14.917
That is a long way off the ground.
2:21.950
There is nothing left of it.
2:27.158
Chunk leaves something behind.
2:31.600
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
2:36.308
That is a long way off the ground.
2:43.800
Look at the state of it.
2:50.783
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
2:54.025
Lil Nugget is out, and Butter Bean did it.
2:58.400
Second Sock is losing bits.
3:02.933
That was always going to happen.
3:07.350
Gravy is airborne!
3:13.700
Oh, that is a big one.
3:18.625
Crooked Pete will not take much more.
3:23.250
A new leader — Wide Load.
3:24.750
Last lap.
3:27.833
Sweaty Gerald will not be back.
3:32.567
There is nothing left of it.
3:37.000
The Coaster takes the lead.
3:38.350
The Coaster has it.
3:41.350
The Coaster wins the derby.
3:45.317
That is Second Sock taking Crooked Pete with them.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 17.483 Wide Load 17.483
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 35.958 Custard 17.750
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 54.592 Damp Kevin 18.284
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:13.450 Gravy 17.392
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:30.133 Wide Load 15.641
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:48.192 The Coaster 15.134
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:06.892 Damp Kevin 17.950
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:22.583 Lil Nugget 15.050
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 2:40.817 Chunk 14.708
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:03.883 Chunk 17.750
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:23.533 The Coaster 17.425
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:41.350 The Coaster 17.033
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 13 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 20 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 21 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 22 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 24 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 26 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 8-2-7.
10.03
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-6.
9.64
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
1 start, 1 win, average finish 1.0. Last five: 1.
3.42
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 9-3-5-4-9.
10.00
22
Butter Bean The Beans
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 14-12.
52.84
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 10-9-12.
34.42
1
The Unit Basement Heat
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 11.
31.96
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-3-13.
11.23
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
Debut appearance.
16.79
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 4-16-7-14-10.
57.02
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 7-10-8-7.
19.23
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
Debut appearance.
18.84
4
Wide Load The Pucks
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.7. Last five: 11-15-3.
30.55
3
The Coaster The Pucks
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 3-14-3.
10.32
21
Custard The Soft Boys
Debut appearance.
19.98
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 16-11.
70.24

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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