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Derby · Season 1 · Round 35

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Second Sock wins at Kidney Flats

Second Sock took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Old Gristle finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:26.142 — 4 +3 0 10.4
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:28.250 +2.11 12 +10 26 12.3
3 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:28.883 +2.74 13 +10 28 11.5
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:32.525 +6.38 3 -1 4 10.5
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:32.800 +6.66 2 -3 1 10.7
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:32.950 +6.81 1 -5 5 10.4
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:34.900 +8.76 14 +7 24 11.0
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:35.017 +8.88 15 +7 19 11.2
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:35.650 +9.51 10 +1 38 11.9
10 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:38.183 +12.04 11 +1 22 11.7
11 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:43.267 +17.13 9 -2 29 12.1
12 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:44.542 +18.40 8 -4 10 10.2
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:44.583 +18.44 5 -8 5 10.6
14 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:47.242 +21.10 7 -7 7 10.7
15 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:49.300 +23.16 6 -9 9 10.3
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 11.2
3.892
That has come off.
8.542
Extraordinary scenes.
20.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-6-2.
25.967
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-6-2.
36.833
Refried Ron is losing bits.
49.133
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-15-1-2-2.
55.642
That is a long way off the ground.
1:01.933
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 2-5-2-4-5.
1:17.750
Wide Load goes to the front.
1:22.092
There is nothing left of it.
1:26.525
Tender Greg is airborne!
1:34.275
Pilot Light leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-16-8-5-5.
1:40.850
That has come off.
1:45.317
That was always going to happen.
1:50.025
Up it goes.
1:54.875
Stripped to the shell.
2:11.742
That is a long way off the ground.
2:16.208
Custard leaves something behind.
2:21.092
Chunk is airborne!
2:30.967
Pilot Light has nothing left on it.
2:39.458
Look at the state of it.
2:46.583
That has come off.
2:50.875
There goes a piece of Custard.
2:59.058
They will not want to see that again.
3:00.558
Last lap.
3:07.225
Tender Greg will not be back.
3:12.567
There is nothing left of it.
3:18.575
Up it goes.
3:23.142
Here comes Second Sock.
3:23.983
Absolute carnage.
3:26.142
Second Sock wins the derby.
3:34.575
There goes a piece of Chunk.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 22.442 Old Gristle 22.442
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 48.267 Wide Load 25.667
The Hairpin Clay Wide Load 1:17.567 Second Sock 25.383
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:41.792 Old Gristle 24.017
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:08.875 Second Sock 25.267
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:32.858 Old Gristle 23.983
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:59.800 Thick Rick 23.325
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:26.142 Slapper 22.808
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 10 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 12 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 20 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 24 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 26 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 7-3-2-2-10.
6.74
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
14 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.1. Last five: 15-10-2-13-15.
137.51
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
16 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-10-1-6-7.
7.83
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 4-4-2-4-7.
4.53
6
The Kidney The Beans
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 13-8-7-12-11.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.6. Last five: 13-13-13-11-12.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 16-11-9-16-14.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.6. Last five: 13-15-12-9-14.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 8-12-9-8-15.
113.74
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
13 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 3-9-11-7-6.
14.28
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 10-12-7-13-11.
203.18
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
17 starts, 4 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 1-1-4-5-2.
2.93
8
Slapper The Pucks
17 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 6-5-8-10-11.
33.33
4
Wide Load The Pucks
12 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 1-11-1-16-2.
8.74
21
Custard The Soft Boys
10 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 9-3-5-10-3.
16.79
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
15 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 15-10-16-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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